Abides1948
Abides1948 t1_jdn8n3g wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
I'll see you: A round.
Abides1948 t1_jdhkon6 wrote
Painful.
Abides1948 t1_jbylsy7 wrote
Reply to comment by ChaseShiny in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Because he's an ex-wrestler?
Abides1948 t1_jarlhlc wrote
Reply to comment by ZealousidealClub4119 in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Sounds like you missed out on "The Other Perth Museum"
Abides1948 t1_jarkgnl wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
I never would have considered it.
Until now, great strategy.
Abides1948 t1_jadic6c wrote
Reply to comment by Bugtotes in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Lightbulb moment
Abides1948 t1_jadi8kb wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
The Saurus.
Abides1948 t1_ja9pw3p wrote
Anglicans don't have to worry about possessions.
They're more concerned with repossessions.
Abides1948 t1_ja9plaw wrote
One man, one vote.
Putin is that one man.
Abides1948 t1_ja38sef wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Rock lobster is excellent
Abides1948 t1_j9zg7ol wrote
Reply to comment by Follicly_Endowed in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
I'm sure the wheelchair racers and javelin throwers will love to have you try.
Abides1948 t1_j92qlwu wrote
I've a specific team of 4 sales reps taking advantage of their narcolepsy to evade suspicion.
They're the Sleeper Sell.
Abides1948 t1_j4gsp8k wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Just because it tastes like cardboard doesnt make it any less cannibalism
Abides1948 t1_iz2e506 wrote
Reply to comment by -DementedAvenger- in Guns N' Roses Sues Combination Florist and Gun Shop by achaean16
Puns and Toasties.
Abides1948 t1_ivkbot0 wrote
Reply to Philadelphia Man Doesn't Recommend Eating 40 Rotisserie Chickens Due to Health Concerns by [deleted]
Hopefully his health will improve so he can soon get back to recommending this?
Abides1948 t1_jdq7g8g wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
His favourite character was Hands Ru-bber.