AChromaticHeavn
AChromaticHeavn t1_iyf5wiq wrote
Reply to comment by frogandbanjo in [WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand. by WoollerMan2003
omg dude, I didn't even finish reading before I had to scroll down here and "death by physics" is now totally my favorite nerd joke of all time.
AChromaticHeavn t1_iy88tyq wrote
Reply to comment by F1600A in [WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. by Informal_Ad_6157
Well written, but you changed the name of the female protagonist half way through from "Tammy" to "Cathy".
AChromaticHeavn t1_iy85gov wrote
Reply to comment by WolvenHeart0014 in [WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. by Informal_Ad_6157
Bravo. I'd read this book.
AChromaticHeavn t1_iy6lj11 wrote
Reply to comment by Adm_Hawthorne in [WP] The Hero is secretly gay. Unfortunately, the Villain doesn't know this and keeps kidnapping the Hero's best female friend, thinking that she's the love interest. Even more unfortunate, she's finally had enough. by ReallySillyLily36
omg this is Fa-buuuu-lous!
AChromaticHeavn t1_jdy0x5r wrote
Reply to comment by SilasCrane in [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722
OMG This is fucking fantastic. Holy deity, this is fantastic. If I had awards to give, they's all be yours.