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EntropicFade t1_iu3x85a wrote
This is just the right thing to do morally Alfred Nobel would be proud.
backflips_everyday t1_iu3xklq wrote
The new Axis, along with North Korea.
RemyLavigne t1_iu3xoez wrote
Let's go with "Governments better than Iran, Russia, Belarus, and China" because... as much as I love my country.... our gov can be kinda fucked...
autotldr t1_iu3xuy3 wrote
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 68%. (I'm a bot)
> COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The ambassador of Iran also been excluded from this year's Nobel Prize ceremony in Stockholm because of "The serious and escalating situation" in the country, the private foundation that administers the prestigious awards said Friday.
> "We believe that given the serious and escalating situation, Iran's ambassador should not be invited to the Nobel Prize award ceremony," the Nobel Foundation said in a statement.
> The Nobel Prizes are always handed out on Dec. 10, the anniversary of prize founder Alfred Nobel's death in 1896.
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Atropus_Moon t1_iu3yegx wrote
The bar is low, but there is a bar...
PrimarySwan t1_iu42v0z wrote
Dynamite idea
Seek_Adventure t1_iu43kpn wrote
"Combined GDP the size of a single US state" Axis
Dunkinmydonuts1 t1_iu452p7 wrote
is the US really at war if we just sick California on them?
lilfindawg t1_iu46t86 wrote
Not like their govt would ever produce something of a Nobel anyway unless there’s was a Nobel prize for oppression
Oil_Extension t1_iu47mhu wrote
In scale of bananas, how low is the bar.
dancingteam t1_iu4810i wrote
Why is China related in this context?
KamiKagutsuchi t1_iu48msu wrote
Genocide
29PiecesOfSilver OP t1_iu48oy9 wrote
Well, I don’t think these countries had any chance of winning The Nobel Peace Prize next year, anyways.
OverzealousRuin2125 t1_iu4aq1i wrote
The bar is between “bananas” and “batshit crazy.”
Abalone_Gonads t1_iu4bdae wrote
Jamaican Bobsled team has a better chance of winning 🥇 than religious conservatives excelling at the sciences. Their absence will be completely unnoticed by the community.
furaisuwatto t1_iu4em80 wrote
In times of crisis, that's when you need diplomats to discuss issues and find solutions.
jacksonbrownisahero t1_iu4eu8n wrote
Iranian scientists are world renowned. The government sucks ballsacks though. Hopefully they don't stop recognizing good science and instead snub the government reps.
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3dio t1_iu4fheu wrote
Crisis for who? Diplomacy with who?
Seems to me that the people of Iran are having a crisis with their IR oppressors and need our support. I'm not saying intervene militarily but any other significant means. Cutting diplomatic ties with such regimes is not unheard of as a political statement
Ediwir t1_iu4fi1r wrote
Only if Russia doesn’t win your midterms, otherwise we’ll be sorry we didn’t follow Macron’s idea of expanding EU military.
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connor42 t1_iu4hbsb wrote
The 2019 Nobel Peace Prize winner launched an ethnic war in 2020 where 600,000 are dead so far and whose forces have consistently used extrajudicial killings, rape and starvation on civilian populations
AClockworkBunchie t1_iu4hym6 wrote
We have axis powers at home! Axis powers at home:
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29PiecesOfSilver OP t1_iu4jztx wrote
Yes, I notice a pattern here… BTW… Why is North Korea also not on this list of potential future winners, yet?
prestonpiggy t1_iu4kp8d wrote
Does these sport/event bans really affect on anything? for me it's like elementary school kids having a sleepover and saying "you are not invited" like you are not cool enough, tbh that sounds more cruel.
Anal-Churros t1_iu4le0j wrote
Ahh the Bear Republic against the Russian Bear.
mayonnaiser_13 t1_iu4mf0y wrote
Same goes for 2009.
Mfer got a peace prize while calling in drone strikes on Middle East.
Particular-Ad-4772 t1_iu4oby8 wrote
North Korea going to be so jealous .
dbolts1234 t1_iu4pcnu wrote
Radioactive?
dbolts1234 t1_iu4phc6 wrote
Some of the women there could get recognized
red_dragon t1_iu4pl6w wrote
CarpeNoctome t1_iu4qlif wrote
genocide, illegal “police stations” in foreign countries, extreme suppression of the masses, constantly threatening a neighboring country with war, authoritarian police state, debt trapping more impoverished countries than i care to count, illegal occupation of large swaths of land and people… not the greatest place to be giving awards for greatness
zyncronet t1_iu4sdpr wrote
This is why the Nobel peace prize means nothing, Fun fact: Stalin and Hitler were also nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize
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Smitty8054 t1_iu4u7y5 wrote
That’s a pity.
Iran has so much science and technology to offer the world.
/s if required
NukeAGayWhale4Jesus t1_iu4u93e wrote
No fair! Russia and Belarus WON this year's Peace Prize! /s
ne0nite t1_iu4wx08 wrote
All people who fulfills the official criterias can be nominators. This is not controlled by the Nobel Institute, and a nomination means nothing before they are selected as candidates on the short-list by the Nobel Comittee.
Hitler was suggested as a joke by a Swede and withdrawn shortly after, and Stalin got a nomination for "his efforts to end World War II".
Again, nominations are not created by the Nobel Institute. I do agree that awarding Obama the prize was a stupid choice.
snake_w_arms t1_iu4y3ze wrote
You realize everything you just said about China is also true for the US?
CarpeNoctome t1_iu4yk4c wrote
i mean if that’s what you have to tell yourself, then sure
the us has done and currently does a lot of bad things, but it literally cannot compare the atrocities committed by the chinese government. it’s an insult to anyone in the western sphere of influence to say so, and i think you knew that
bookcupcontroller t1_iu4zzyh wrote
No he didn’t, he declared war on a rogue element of the government that actually initiated the violence
snake_w_arms t1_iu50jjj wrote
The US has military stations all over the globe, why is it OK for the US but not China? The US suppresses information to the masses. Constantly threatening neighboring countries, ask Cuba how they’ve been treated by the US. The US is an authoritarian police state. Debt trapping countries, those are conveniently called “sanctions” by the US. Illegal occupation, the US just invaded Haiti for no reason.
backflips_everyday t1_iu51926 wrote
I wouldn’t fully put them in that category, personally. If modern Russia is WW2 Germany, China is the USSR. They’re only on their side. Definitely not on yours or my side, but they’re not on anyone else’s side either.
CarpeNoctome t1_iu51o6w wrote
the us is either asked or asks to install military bases, and generally it’s for the good of both countries. china uses those stations as a way to pressure and scare chinese expats to still follow chinese laws despite not living there anymore.
the united states suppresses what it needs to to the masses, as i can research any wrong doing, any war crime, any broken internationals laws, all legally and for free. you can’t do that in a lot of countries.
the us just handed cuba several million dollars in response to the damage caused by hurricane ian. you’re so well versed in caribbean happenings, you should know that.
the us has a problem with police brutality, to the point where i’ve heard red blooded republican conservatives admit it. we know it’s an issue, but it’s ingrained culturally into police, it’s not policy to shoot black people.
do sanctions against north korea, iran, russia, belarus, myanmar, venezuela, and so on not seem justified to you? countries that are either mass killing their own people, constantly threatening invasion, or actively nonchalantly bragging about how they can end the world?
and lastly, this is the absolute most stupid talking point i’ve heard come up recently. haiti is currently a chaotic hellhole run by cartels, gangs, and criminal syndicates. the government asked for a un, not us, but un intervention. would you consider the chinese un peacekeepers abandoning their post in sudan to be an invasion?
red_dragon t1_iu51rhj wrote
They are hunkering down and building capacity for 50+ years. That was literally what Mao and Deng planned for. Wait for the Taiwan invasion and China would come out as the real Axis Germany.
foxx1337 t1_iu526ni wrote
Is this that Nober prize for which Bill Gates was buddies with Epstein, and hanging out often with said Epstein, finally leading to Gates' divorce? I remember court documents filed by Gates' attorneys stating that the Gates-Epstein friendship was due to Gates' need of couching / counseling / training for a Nobel Peace prize and not due to the other thing, the illegal underage girl sex.
Given this, isn't it desirable to not be invited to the Nobel prizes? On the other hand, if even the Nobel prizes don't invite you, how utterly shitty do you have to be, since child pimps are clearly not bad enough to not be Nobel gurus apparently? Tough times, complex morals...
TrickData6824 t1_iu53ci6 wrote
>Wait for the Taiwan invasion
We've been waiting almost 80 years for that invasion. Still hasn't happened.
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Intrepid_Objective28 t1_iu55g49 wrote
Even if you put China, Russia, and Iran together, their combined GDP is still smaller than the GDP of the US alone.
PracticalStranger317 t1_iu55kti wrote
You mean Delaware right?
PracticalStranger317 t1_iu55q95 wrote
Lmfao. Putin will annex Denmark. Simple.
red_dragon t1_iu55v65 wrote
By that logic Russia should have beaten Ukraine soundly.
mrjammer t1_iu56czk wrote
It is in Sweden
Drunkenly_Responding t1_iu56qmr wrote
That's not fair to California, they already do enough heavy lifting for most of the U.S. I'm looking at you my fellow southern states.
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who_said_I_am_an_emu t1_iu59397 wrote
>the US just invaded Haiti for no reason.
Yes no reason. No reason whatsoever. Literally nothing at all is going on there at this moment.
TeddyBearAlleyMngr t1_iu59tn0 wrote
Imagine the fallout in these countries in their scientific communities.
WrastleGuy t1_iu5aovo wrote
Hopefully the people of Iran can take back their country soon
lilfindawg t1_iu5b84q wrote
I want to make it clear, I’m not discounting Iranian scientists, and I don’t think a scientist is bad because they’re Iranian. I’m talking specifically of their govt, who funds research mostly in destruction. I have no doubt there are amazing Iranian scientists in general. In a government where woman are so low on the social ladder, I can’t see why one smart enough to be a scientist would choose to stay there. I think it’s amazing people are protesting to make it a better place for all.
Dunkinmydonuts1 t1_iu5catj wrote
Point being California has a bigger gdp than all three countries combined.
Kraosdada t1_iu5co0o wrote
China only plays for its own side.
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CarpeNoctome t1_iu5drvj wrote
not gonna argue with someone who frequently defends china. you are an inherently bad person for doing so
Local-Piece-3283 t1_iu5elqf wrote
Take 'em out of the World Cup next.
Valuable_Local_2400 t1_iu5fji2 wrote
Many many Iranian people signed petition to not let islamic republic ambassador in nobel
Van_is_Anders t1_iu5gk28 wrote
Damn, so much for all of them Iranian Nobel prize candidates who aren’t permitted to read anything except the Quran..
dalenacio t1_iu5gmos wrote
Logic hasn't been know to apply to Russia for some time now.
AdClemson t1_iu5gpg5 wrote
Why not? Nobel peace prize generally goes to assholes who have no problem ordering and killing civilians. Obama even topped Bush in drone strikes killing countless innocent women and children with absolutely no oversight and he walked away with one.
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backflips_everyday t1_iu5hpdc wrote
In 50+ years the Chinese economy is going to be demolished by an aging population. They’re bottlenecked by population difference and they’re fucked no matter what they do, even if they have the worlds most progressive immigration policy, no one wants to move there.
hypnoticlycaucasian t1_iu5je41 wrote
Silly westoid. Now that Xi has completed his glorious transformation to Mao 2.0, ... there will be ... but what about the all of the bad things the west has done, and they also have an ageing population! Thus it is safe to say that China will be fine and continue to prosper because hypocritical west and decadent liberal democracy does nothing for the real people.
Do you really do backflips every day, though?
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backflips_everyday t1_iu5jx3a wrote
There’s nothing white trash about the way I can spread my legs out this far thanks to my cut off jeans
hypnoticlycaucasian t1_iu5jxyn wrote
>muh drone strikes
Awarding the Peace Prize to Obama was absolutely a farce that drove one of plenty nails into the prize's credibility coffin, but whacking moles in the Middle East was not one of the reasons for that. Collateral wedding damages withstanding.
hypnoticlycaucasian t1_iu5k5t6 wrote
>Nobel peace prize generally goes to assholes who have no problem ordering and killing civilians
Objectively and screamingly false. Classic redditeur moment.
Eaton_Rifles t1_iu5k9s1 wrote
Make it Alaska and go in through the back door, just don’t bump into the Chinese doing the same...🤫
CommiBastard69 t1_iu5keao wrote
Imagine saying this and defending the US.
CommiBastard69 t1_iu5kjfp wrote
Bro these people gave Obama a word oeace prize...
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hypnoticlycaucasian t1_iu5ksd1 wrote
Ask your doctor if antipsychotic medications are right for you.
FALGSConaut t1_iu5l11j wrote
The Nobel Peace Prize is a joke since Kissinger got it anyway
cchiu23 t1_iu5m4fl wrote
Just casually lauding/desiring a genocide of russians, cool cool
nonono33345 t1_iu5mftk wrote
China still cares its economy. Russia clearly does not. North Korea never did.
cchiu23 t1_iu5mi0o wrote
Hey hey, let's not forget the OG, kissinger got a nobel peace prize too
Thelavapiranha t1_iu5mj8i wrote
Lets face it intelligence isent their strong point.
nonono33345 t1_iu5mnmx wrote
Why? Are you completely ignoring all the aid Ukraine is getting to push back Russian aggression, short of foreign boots on the ground?
Nevermind. You don't seem like a logical thinker so I really don't care what you have to say. Just know that I think your conclusion sounds like a load of malarkey.
nonono33345 t1_iu5mz4g wrote
It always seems like comments with ellipses and emojis have no fricken idea what they're talking about, yet exhume this weird aura of adolescent superiority.
foxx1337 t1_iu5ns3q wrote
I'm good, you?
colcannon_addict t1_iu5ov4x wrote
Not to worry, he won’t be Ambassador for much longer. The mullahs are finished, the whole country knows it. The Revolutionary Guard will (obviously) fill the void & return the status quo in whatever form, but there’ll be huge upheaval before that happens.
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hypnoticlycaucasian t1_iu5qlwi wrote
You seem to have made a mistake, as your link does not contain a representative list of Nobel Peace Prize laureates.
While we can all agree that for example Shirin Ebadi (2003, Iran, efforts for democracy and human rights, especially the rights of women and children), Wangari Muta Maathai (2004, Kenya, sustainable development, democracy and peace), the International Atomic Energy Agency (2005), Grameen Bank (2006, efforts to create economic and social development from below), the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (2007), the Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (2013), Malala Yousafzai (2014), the International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons (2017), Denis Mukwege and Nadia Murad (2018, efforts to end the use of sexual violence as a weapon of war and armed conflict), Maria Ressa and Dmitry Muratov (2021, efforts to safeguard freedom of expression), and Memorial and the Centre for Civil Liberties (2022, documenting war crimes, human right abuses and the abuse of power) have all ordered(?) and killed civilians, there is no definitive proof that they did not have qualms about it.
You're doing a great job of holding these bloodthirsty monsters to account, as well as the corrupt Academy that enables their crimes. Give yourself a pat on the back for your informed and intelligent on the Nobel Peace Prize. There is no doubt that the lucky people who get to have conversations with you come away with the clear sentiment "Now that's a smart guy who really cares!"
hypnoticlycaucasian t1_iu5qw9z wrote
If you would be so kind as to collect your tears in a ziplock bag, I will happily pay for the costs of shipping and handling.
oldnuthammer t1_iu5r773 wrote
All this does is further delegitimatize the Nobel Prize as it is awarded to individuals. After Obama, the guy who invented the lobotomy, and Henry Kissinger...The award is all but meaningless.
Now they ban ambassadors to nations the West is angry with, introducing more political bias into an event that has desperately been trying to isolate itself from political bias and influence.
Good Job! A+
Whatever4M t1_iu5rphq wrote
These kinds of threads always spawn the funniest comments, redditors think they can talk about the achievements of scientists by virtue of nothing but living in the west, literal nobodies thinking their opinions matter in the scientific community XD
SecretlyAardvark t1_iu5sp8s wrote
I don't have to imagine, he just did it.
wakenbacons t1_iu5vais wrote
They should make a Nega-Nobel Prize for things like achievements in propaganda and greatest advancements into sovereign lands.
bamgramanlives t1_iu5wq1y wrote
I understood that reference
One-Plane7101 t1_iu5y2ec wrote
Let’s go!!!
GuitarGeezer t1_iu5zvwb wrote
So good to see Europe has a healthy sense of outrage at war crimes perped by autocrats-at least if it is done in Europe. Hey, it’s better than nothing and all 3 are unusually bad even as bad guy governments go.
Emmerson_Brando t1_iu5zye6 wrote
Are Nobel prizes even legitimate anymore? Like the recent economics one where bailing out banks was actually good for the economy… completed by Ben bernanke, the guy who bailed out the banks, when Obama got the peace prize at the height of drone killings in Afghanistan where a hospital was hit killing dozens of civilians, seems pretty suspect to me.
HumorSuspicious6183 t1_iu62ih7 wrote
US has committed all of the things you listed. Genocide, check. Illegal police stations (CIA black sites), check. Extreme suppression of the masses, check. Constantly threatening countries with war, check. Authoritarian police state, check. Debt trapping countries, check. Illegal occupation, check.
darekiddevil t1_iu69jmc wrote
Hopefully never
MaleficentPi t1_iu69ype wrote
Real question: what about the Ignobels
innerpeace2happiness t1_iu6c40t wrote
Iran’s regime can't be part of the Noble Peace Prize. It's nothing to do with Iranian people
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Spazum t1_iu6hke4 wrote
Don't forget Eritrea, the North Korea of Africa.
Jackoftriade t1_iu6hyip wrote
Iran has had a lot of Nobel prize winners.
omnibossk t1_iu6jt7z wrote
Russia has plenty of Territory taken from China in the 1850s. A weak Russia could be more tempting to take on than a strong Taiwan backed by US.
scoofy t1_iu6l3sw wrote
Step 1: Understand the reference
Step 2: War
Step 3: Be Alfred Nobel???
Step 4: Profit!
thebluehotel t1_iu6llpr wrote
What about when it’s Western governments doing the toppling? Because that’s precisely why Iran is the way it is now.
shortwing8734 t1_iu6nbfe wrote
This is pure fabrication. The war was started by an ethnically constituted party/regional government that launched a preemptive attack on the national forces of the country. They went on to take possession of the majority of the armaments for the army that happened to be stationed in the region they controlled.
There is no circumstance in which a leader of a country witnesses an attack on the national army, whose armaments (including long range missiles) are looted and doesn't respond with force, and that's what he did. That number of deaths you quoted isn't based on any evidence or data. There is also no evidence his forces "consistently" used extrajudicial killings or rape or starvation. A joint investigation with the UN already conducted proved as much.
Historical-Teach-102 t1_iu6o2vk wrote
I see what you did there
Historical-Teach-102 t1_iu6oc8a wrote
No offense to CA but I'm thinking Texas would be more cost effective and likely a better outcome. They could bring their own weapons
zloykrolik t1_iu6onqn wrote
I think western gov'ts are barred from their ceremonies.
TarkovRatKing t1_iu6or9i wrote
Maybe that is beacause the Iranian government decides to murder young people over religious fanatism. But sure, its the US fault.
VovaGoFuckYourself t1_iu6p74x wrote
Californians have weapons too. They just have to be registered.
It's a myth that the left doesn't have guns.
Mysterious-Tutor-920 t1_iu6paeg wrote
I wonder if this will be explosive
Historical-Teach-102 t1_iu6rgzv wrote
Don't recall saying they had none.
CamelSpotting t1_iu6sbx5 wrote
Iran has a small but very significant chance. I'm pulling for them.
CamelSpotting t1_iu6svpz wrote
Ironically Russia has one of the highest tertiary education rates in the world and for science and engineering Iran does as well. They just all leave.
Hypericales t1_iu6w83z wrote
That's called whataboutism
Thefear1984 t1_iu706w8 wrote
Step 3.5: fake your own death
Aspwriter t1_iu71p5d wrote
But what if Russia puts one of its soldiers in a school?
BukakeMouthwash t1_iu72vmy wrote
Likely better trained In Cali, too.
BukakeMouthwash t1_iu72zdw wrote
You mean what if Russia starts using conscripts from grade schools.
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Dunkinmydonuts1 t1_iu75as4 wrote
When you said
> They could bring their own weapons
You were heavily implying that California didn't have any.
So... yeah.
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BukakeMouthwash t1_iu76nbu wrote
Having to be trained to use the arm vs any vinalla isis yallquaeda nutjob buying a gun at Walmart with no process whatsoever? Yeah, I'm willing to bet so.
Historical-Teach-102 t1_iu7711v wrote
Texas has almost twice as many registered firearms and since Texas has less regulations regarding ownership I would say its fair there are more. I don't live there so no dog in this hypothetical fight. If I was going to make any implication it wouldn't have been a veiled one.
MarvinParanoAndroid t1_iu78bz6 wrote
They can always be contenders for a Darwin award.
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The_Real_Action_Hank t1_iu7caz9 wrote
What kind of xenophobic, propaganda fueled comment is this?
Hurr durr Iran Dumb because Iran Government do bad thing? Jesus Christ dude. Let's just judge US cancer researchers by their governments foreign policy.
Spicyawesomesauce t1_iu7gecu wrote
The original ones - the big 3 (Physics, Chemistry, and Physiology/Medicine) are still legit af - more than any other major award I can think of (Fields might be well known idk) - if you’re an academic scientist, you’ll know whenever an NL from outside shows up on campus to give a guest lecture and you’ll want to go even if you have no clue what they may be talking about
Since the awards are given every year and all living people are considered for research conducted at any time, the quality and importance of the research being awarded is immense. It’s not “best discovery of the year,” but “who alive has contributed the most to this field” (or important discovery / - up to 3 can win each prize)
If you go down the list of each yearly awardee for the big 3, you’ll be hard-pressed to find some research that hasn’t profoundly impacted the world and your life. There is politics involved in the awards of course, and there have been notable snubs and occasional drama between awardees over credit, but overall it is the most prestigious award with significant legitimacy
coyote_mercer t1_iu7ly6a wrote
As a scientist, this pleases me. Continue with the punishments, please.
blaze53 t1_iu7okos wrote
Only because they have the biggest tech companies located there. When you take out Silicon Valley there's probably not nearly as much left.
Dunkinmydonuts1 t1_iu7q0sl wrote
40 million people live there lol. They had four football teams until last year
Snowstandards t1_iu898y9 wrote
They're the good guys, didn't you know?
ScaryShadowx t1_iu8cqrz wrote
Na, you get the peace prize if you like bombing brown people.
Rhannmah t1_iu9bxew wrote
I hate the fucking Nobel peace prize, it's based on literally nothing and just serves to cheapen the value of the real Nobels, those for science. The Literature prize can fuck off too.
Iceblade_Aorus t1_iue0h87 wrote
As if CCP has done anything for the real people in the past decade, Xi destroyed the country from the inside
hypnoticlycaucasian t1_iuf33x4 wrote
I'm getting the impression that some people might somehow have missed the ultra-extremely obvious sarcasm in my comment.
TarkovRatKing t1_iu3w5iu wrote
Good, governments who actively try to topple the West for their own tyranical purposes and hatred have no business enjoying from Western ammeneties and events.