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Dry-Peach-6327 t1_ja1x698 wrote

The aliens still aren’t letting us into the galactic federation

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[deleted] t1_ja2xvko wrote

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centizen24 t1_ja4eaxp wrote

Attention all planets of the solar federation. We have assumed control.

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HenryGoodbar t1_ja4fk2r wrote

Head of Intergalactic Space NATO here; your assumption of control of this system is deemed illegal and we will not allow it!

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megaben20 t1_ja371m9 wrote

Yeah we tend to avoid letting train wreck species into our club.

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PlateImpossible191 t1_ja3803p wrote

Still salty about your spaceships that we shot down I see.

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megaben20 t1_ja38axa wrote

Those weren’t us surprisingly those were spy balloons even we were like is that our stuff.

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PlateImpossible191 t1_ja38jkz wrote

That's what I would say too if I just lost some very advanced technology to a bunch of antiquated jet fighters.

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megaben20 t1_ja4yy3y wrote

No seriously we don’t need to send scout vessels anymore we got a monitoring outpost orbiting Pluto sending all your info To us

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PlateImpossible191 t1_ja5am88 wrote

Weird place to put a monitor station, could have chosen a much prettier place like Saturn or Jupiter, the view of the rings there is awesome.

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megaben20 t1_ja5bdkz wrote

Gas giants are the galaxy’s version of a park you see one you seen them all. Plus this system doesn’t have a decent place to eat near it or a cool enough tourist trap.

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PlateImpossible191 t1_ja5bwdu wrote

You filthy xenos can't appreciate the beauty of nature.

You better stay on Pluto before we send another F-22 to welcome you to Earth.

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