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TheCarrzilico t1_j0z1ioy wrote

Does none of them mean it's a "g-g-g-g-ghost train"?

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Bigtsez t1_j108sni wrote

Me: "Excuse me, is this an Orange Line train to New Carrollton?"

Old Woman Rider: "On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of track in a dense fog just like this... I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building..."

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858 OP t1_j11g63b wrote

Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya…

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thesabre t1_j11ii7u wrote

It sounded just like THIS *sound of screeching, ablaze Metro train*

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Stitchee t1_j0z7yc7 wrote

Indeed, it does. But no need to fear. They're all friendly ghosts, like Casper.

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TheCarrzilico t1_j0zemhc wrote

I'm sure that there are people that knew former Secretary of Defense Weinberger and view him in a friendly light, but I don't think the majority of the world view him so favorably. I definitely wouldn't want to be in a metro car with his spectral form.

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Smoothvirus t1_j0zz07k wrote

The ghosts only get on or off in Arlington Cemetery

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purpleushi t1_j12nl2i wrote

And they’re the only beings that get on or off at arlington cemetery.

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mddude t1_j0zgf8c wrote

Just like one of the Vindicators in Rick and Morty

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