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keyjan t1_iwxdihq wrote

If I were that bird, I'd be reeeeeeeeally worried

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messmaker523 t1_iwxexjm wrote

You act like chic fila actually serves chicken and not synthetic polymers and epoxys formed in the shape of a cut of chicken

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oliversurpless t1_iwxx7s2 wrote

With plenty of moral certitude just behind phony feel-good worker empowerment type commercials…

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OhSix26 t1_iwx8nt5 wrote

Cocks are the reason I need emotional support.

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JustHereForCookies17 t1_ix5q1wp wrote

Dammit, I'm in this comment & I don't like it.

Maybe with some honey mustard, though...

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GauntletofThonos t1_iwxhjl8 wrote

Scared straight. The chicken version.

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hdaily1994 t1_iwxlw3z wrote

“This is where the bad chickens go if you keep it up”

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ofriendly t1_iwx6cck wrote

I feel like this was the owners way of threatening their pet to behave. “Do what I say or I bring you back….into the fryer!”

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roknfunkapotomus t1_iwxf7ee wrote

Strangely, one of the least weird things I've seen in that Chik-fil-a

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SluggingAndBussing t1_iwxr5og wrote

It’s true. Between that and the Taco Bell, ALWAYS an entertaining experience.

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dreamtofalligators t1_iwxlezd wrote

Chickens will eat the hell out of some chicken nuggets. They don't give a fuck.

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s0voy t1_iwzv4tj wrote

You'd eat human meat too if it were prepared like some other animal's flesh and if you didn't know it's human meat

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Admirable_Present_66 t1_iwxeeqp wrote

He’s in there smelling all his deep fried friends. Has to be traumatizing. He’s gonna need an emotional support cock next.

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Quelcris_Falconer13 t1_iwyz8h7 wrote

So weird and kinda fucked up story time : I worked in a burn intensive care unit for a while and when we got newly burned patients they always smelled like charred bar-b-que and I would be getting cravings for ribs or brisket. I know it’s gross but fuck they smelled good. Obvi I kept it professional but man I would always need to eat something after those experiences

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Blackice1625 t1_iwxiip1 wrote

Something really sinister about taking an emotional support chicken to chick fil a of all places 😭

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CaptainObvious110 t1_ixepqut wrote

Yeah that is really, really messed up. So one chicken gives you comfort from eating it and the other from you keeping it with you every where you go. I wonder if she takes this chicken to work with her or if she even has a job at all.

What if she goes on a date or goes to school.

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SluggingAndBussing t1_iwxr7ri wrote

This is so fucking unsanitary. Those things carry all sorts of nastiness.

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AhhAGoose t1_iwxicdx wrote

I thought owning a chicken in the district was illegal (really, not a joke)

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Veszerin t1_iwx5r5q wrote

Caption: bck bck why you bring me here bckock!

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Quelcris_Falconer13 t1_iwyyske wrote

My boyfriend calls me his emotional support cock.

Also it’s fucked up on several levels to bring a chicken to chic-fil-a

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ko21361 t1_iwxxav1 wrote

That’s a good looking bird tbh

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OneCryptographer9952 t1_iwxzyp8 wrote

Suddenly I wish we could normalize city cocks. They're so cute. We need more farms in this city.

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random_generation t1_iwzgo9a wrote

This lady was photographed walking her chicken on a leash in Target not to long ago, too.

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_plays_in_traffic_ t1_iwyatp9 wrote

this reminds me of Orgazmo. Stunt Cock!

this ESC is funny af tho

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CaptainLawyerDude t1_iwzi2o7 wrote

That’s one way to get your rooster to behave. “See, Buddy, you don’t pipe down and you’re gone end up like all your friends HERE!”

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TheZenCowSaysMu t1_iwzl4nd wrote

Oh sure, this gets a "fun" tag on Reddit,

But when I take out my cock at Chick-fil-A to rub and stroke it, people are all "pervert" this and "call the police" that.

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GaryNOVA t1_iwxwqqh wrote

“I don’t approve of any of this.”

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Less_Wrong_ t1_iwyzdf4 wrote

Ayo gurl I can help ya out with my emotional support cock Ah hah hah

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topher180 t1_iwxt3b5 wrote

This is tremendous

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GhostDawg01 t1_iwzhkrr wrote

I'd hate to live anywhere near the individual who owns this bird. Cockadoodledoo!

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KuzanAokijii t1_iwzlni3 wrote

It's so sad animals just like him are needlessly killed for a fucking sandwich

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ManLiterallyOnFire t1_ix1d6un wrote

His name is Nugget and apparently he'a super friendly.

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No-Adhesiveness-9541 t1_iwynvne wrote

Well I have some emotional support cock if anyone needs one

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charliebrown31616 t1_iwz0m36 wrote

Put it on the grill might as well eat that chicken slice its throat take the feathers off and make some chik fil a sandwiches

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