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BreakfastOnTheRiver t1_j6en3ep wrote

The only coins I want are the ones I can rub together after farting them out my ass

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345612345 t1_j6erale wrote

When I was a baby I ate a coin. My worried parents rushed me to a doctor, who said they were right to worry. Not because of me, I'd be just fine, but after running through all the stomach acids the coin would not be usable anymore. Poop coins are not a good investment.

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