Submitted by TheRealAlexLifeson t3_ygxi1c in wallstreetbets
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Business-Union t1_iuayysp wrote
A place where you can fuck yourself
TheRealAlexLifeson OP t1_iuazvgt wrote
i see what you did there
slimfaydey t1_iub0ijy wrote
"second life" again.
usernamesareclass t1_iub1rqk wrote
Even with an ever expanding universe and the infinity of more, there will never be a situation where anyone wants to interact with Zuckerburg
TheRealAlexLifeson OP t1_iub2e8x wrote
pretty soon we'll see a zuck emoji on here
ProcessMeMrHinkie t1_iub4n64 wrote
False, Zuc wants to interact with Zuc
fpcoffee t1_iub64s3 wrote
“third life”
TheRealAlexLifeson OP t1_iub6tq1 wrote
They're pink sheets now but give it time, they invested a ton in ?, not enough on marketing, and hired the Wii team for a discount to do the graphics. These things take time and the toad princess who tells me the hot princess is in the other castle everytime is kinda cute.
Plastic-Umpire4855 t1_iub8zw9 wrote
Does everyone not feel it was a Zuck vanity project “I will create the new Facebook” board was like “omg Zuck, let me toss your salad”…. Then the project went way out of control and the board was to buried in his ass to realised they just rinsed all the free cash flow and suddenly cash is expensive and what he created looks like leisure suite Larry
Revolutionary-Tie911 t1_iubh8ra wrote
I like the idea of the metaverse, I can't understand why it costs so much for them to make
Thebadmamajama t1_iubtllx wrote
"why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"
eddie7000 t1_iuc69ld wrote
One where he's looking super bummed?
TheRealAlexLifeson OP t1_iucbwtv wrote
oh god yes - there are 190 countries ... Zucky lost more money than 171 of them are worth
justbeclaus t1_iucdgnv wrote
A group really into metaverse are the elderly. You should see them when I describe how people are going to be fat slobs linked up to their computers (Minority Report), never having to leave their rooms in the future. They want that technology now. But not cartoony. I promised them that it would seem just like real life.
WeAreTheMachine368 t1_iuceuok wrote
Faceplant.com maybe?
__sys_out_println__ t1_iucex6o wrote
I would continuously touch his avatar with my metadick.
ipassedthe65 t1_iuchz3s wrote
I'm disappointed one of the choices wasn't a place more regarded than WSB
A-Cynical-Jedi t1_iucofsv wrote
Which way for fuck?
Punchkinz t1_iucqksq wrote
We already got one 🦎🦎🦎
tothemoonandback01 t1_iud145a wrote
Call it 2nd Life 3.0.
POPnotSODA_ t1_iud6pm2 wrote
Metaverse isn’t built for adults though.
MartianAndroidMiner t1_iud894c wrote
What will you do with the princess when you find her?
avalancegranola t1_iud8s6b wrote
meh...the future is not what dumb boomers think. And no one wants to hang out on Zuckerberg's Island...try knocking Roblox...
TheRealAlexLifeson OP t1_iudmotx wrote
I wanna hear Steve Van Zandt say that ..
TheRealAlexLifeson OP t1_iudmu46 wrote
I enter her into the wsb blumpkin contest
TheRealAlexLifeson OP t1_iudnh1r wrote
That's why it failed, people wanna do adult things when they put on vr headsets now. Like having consensual sex with a Pokemon creatures
TheRealAlexLifeson OP t1_iudntnp wrote
I Meta broad yesterday and took ha to burger king and trew some burgers down her throat and got head by the dumpster
TheRealAlexLifeson OP t1_iudo7io wrote
I would end up buying all the meta crap and get suspended 5 minutes after using it, that sounds like a risky investment to me
TheRealAlexLifeson OP t1_iudp5b5 wrote
I quit using Facebook after I stopped robbing people's houses who post their vacation pics. Now I let the market rob me as a penance....
SnooBeans8301 t1_iudzayv wrote
Dead lol 😆
__sys_out_println__ t1_iue0il0 wrote
I’ll use someone else’s headset. 😎
AccomplishedPea6806 t1_iuevjxy wrote
I think that was 'Surrogates'
AdSingle9949 t1_iuf4t3p wrote
That tracks.
skeletor00 t1_iufnvdh wrote
People are so short-sighted. Everyone will be eating their words in 5-10 years. Metaverse will be huge. I'm counting AR as well, because overlaying another reality on top of our current one will be legit and awesome as hell
VisualMod t1_iuaynk6 wrote