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thejunes t1_jdb1sgx wrote

you activated my trap card! +100bps hike!

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SmmaAllstar t1_jdavfh0 wrote

I need the holographic version of this card.

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MyPeePeeReversed t1_jdbrpgu wrote

Cards from the Shadown Realm do not deserve to be holographic.

"My grandpa has no pathetic cards, but it does contain the powerful JPowell! THIS ECONOMY IS OVER KAIBA! NOW ATTACK USING NONPIVOT POWER!!"

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Megalitho t1_jdb9izu wrote

It's a purple card. That means he's a fusion monster. What fused together to make him?

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cmackchase t1_jdbj0jh wrote

The Federal Government and The Federal Reserve. Two very powerful monsters.

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cdevr t1_jdbr7lp wrote

Spirit of the Pot of Greed + Parasite Paracide

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VisualMod t1_jdav35s wrote

You're nothing but a washed-up has-been who is desperately clinging to power. Your days are numbered, and the only thing you'll be remembered for is your failure to control the economy.

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LubbockGuy95 t1_jdbnxqf wrote

My dude just called him a third rate economist with a fourth rate agenda

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AdmiralGeneralAgnew t1_jdb66nl wrote

AI generated Powell when asked how many basis points he will raise rates, proceeds to hold up the fingers on both his hands indicating a 25 basis point increase.

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BoredPoopless t1_jdbbist wrote

So it's a fusion card that doesn't fuse with a description instead of an effect.

Tell me you know nothing about Yugioh without telling me you know nothing about Yugioh.

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Robinhood4real t1_jdbffhz wrote

It's funny how much secret affection you all have for this man. Almost like love...

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alexandertehgrape t1_jdpo5iv wrote

NGL I do kinda love the guy. Dude's in a shit situation and he's just trying to get by, plus that picture of him making the frowny squid face... how could you not love the guy?

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phenotic t1_jdb0kb5 wrote

MAGIC: the financial market

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12monthspregnant t1_jdhca9e wrote

What's wrong the his fingertip? The one closest to the mouth.

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Watchman-X t1_jdb7r28 wrote

He can't restrain inflation, he can only create it.

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Technical-Rain-183 t1_jdbdl1b wrote

I don't understand what's happening, but I want this card.

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Quadruplchin t1_jdbeogp wrote

Wait… anyone notice his finger nail? Lolwtf

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my5cent t1_jdbguk1 wrote

Do one for mtg. Make him a hero with abilities.

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neoslicexxx t1_jdbl5rx wrote

The extra finger is for your butthole.

The one he keeps closest to his nose.

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True-Lightness t1_jdbl9pf wrote

And at his Wim can put many people out of work , and on the streets .

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CafecitoKing t1_jdbnty5 wrote

So what exactly is the card's effect beyond the flavor text?

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GekkoPSG t1_jdboaam wrote

Touche. Well done.

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Throwaway99887767 t1_jdbvvow wrote

I never learned these games but now I’m interested

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reallokiscarlet t1_jdbwdwc wrote

A fusion monster? Nah. This should be a trap card.

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MasterQuaster t1_jdbxlsh wrote

If it's not a magic card it sucks. Simple rule... what's so hard to understand about it you punks!?

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Zambeezi t1_jdc560k wrote

Can we agree that he really can't restrain inflation? A lot of rate increases later, but inflation is still going strong.

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QuirkyAd2001 t1_jdchlid wrote

The one card I'm missing from my deck

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brownpenn t1_jdcih2c wrote

This is why I’m here.

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iced_maggot t1_jdcrdv9 wrote

J Pow: “Obelisk the Tormentor can suck my 100bps dick. You’re next Exodia you little bitch.”

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daedae7 t1_jddbnfk wrote

Guys a clown along with every other political

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Reverence1 t1_jdddvr1 wrote

Well he has no negation effects so I activate Fissure.

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Rippper600 t1_jdduxqs wrote

This is a Fusion Monster. You need the two or more monster cards it take to fuse with the spell polymerization.

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xFNGx t1_jddxkks wrote

What are the fusion materials?

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palmwinepapito t1_jdfqbyq wrote

OP I’ve gotten two of these cards (yu-gi-oh) shipped to me on accident. What the hell are they? I’m keeping them just incase lol

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Megalitho t1_jdkpw50 wrote

I can tell this was made in Midjourney because his hand looks freakish and has too many fingers.

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