Submitted by Mountainman220 t3_11efwbr in wallstreetbets
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DangerStranger138 t1_jaeh302 wrote
Sheriff's will start putting out warrants only on Friday nights hoping to catch then en route to home from the bar reeking of alcohol for extra charges
HenryGoodbar t1_jaehw28 wrote
Nice. Now I’m thinkin the software will monitor the occupants live for criminal violations while operating the vehicle.
Necessary-Onion-7494 t1_jaega17 wrote
I am sure there is a black mirror episode in the making with that theme.
Im_A_MechanicalMan t1_jadr8db wrote
Makes me want to just keep older cars, the more intrusive the tech becomes.
realmastodon2 t1_jaef48y wrote
Calls on public transportation.
lost_in_life_34 t1_jadx7mx wrote
would you be happier if a guy in a tow truck and with a gun take your car in the middle of the night?
MrGameRat t1_jaebjfl wrote
I would. But probably only because where I live if I were to default on my car loan the repo order would likely go to either my uncle or my cousin who both own repo companies. So in the event that all holds true, pretty sure I'd just get a phone call "bro pay your shit"
lost_in_life_34 t1_jaebzx6 wrote
in NYC this guy tried to repo a cop's car and they arrested him and seized his cameras he had in his truck and help his truck for months and he couldn't work
Necessary-Onion-7494 t1_jaegnze wrote
The cop used uno reverse card.
ethanhopps t1_jaetlk6 wrote
All men are equal, but some are more equal than others
Revolutionary-Comb35 t1_jae0ynk wrote
The American way
DangerStranger138 t1_jaehd3r wrote
Guess Mister tow trucker driver noob doesn't know the arsenal retrofitting potential a van down by the river is capable of
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Wallstreetdodge69 t1_jadr76q wrote
Calls, unpaid bills solved now
ankole_watusi t1_jadu2ot wrote
Calls on Penske!
HenryGoodbar t1_jaegskg wrote
This guy’s Penske material!
AmbitiousBasket0 t1_jadt100 wrote
nah. calls are the play. best case scenario is they have patents at such a level that other companies cannot replicate the functional aspects of that software without encroaching on F's patents. All automakers & dealerships will want this function, so they'll license F to supply it. Will reduce manufacturing costs by reclaiming delinquent payee's vehicles and reselling/repurposing them. Imagine how psyched a dealership would be to sell the same car three or four times just by pressing the "return home" button.
Mountainman220 OP t1_jadxo2a wrote
Who tf is guna wana buy a car from them then?
Meat__Head t1_jae32p9 wrote
The average person isn't so regarded that they go into a vehicle purchase with the intention that it gets repossessed. It takes a special kind of regard to do that. Calls it is
Mountainman220 OP t1_jae3tvz wrote
Lots of regards out there so yea you’re prolly onto something but the real technique is inverting this sub and everyone’s saying calls…
Meat__Head t1_jae4k9a wrote
I think Ford trades with such little price movement, that neither calls nor puts are likely to print. They are probably more of a stock to actually buy shares as opposed to options if someone is long on them.
Mountainman220 OP t1_jae5cuf wrote
Yea just checked it out. They seem to be in a steady decline but yea daily volatility doesn’t seem like much. Certainly way more puts than calls currently
ethanhopps t1_jaetvcu wrote
Everyone forgets the Divy, boomers eat that shit up for the like 5% yield dividend, that's why it looks like it never goes anywhere
Mountainman220 OP t1_jaevfqf wrote
Ah yea forgot it’s a dividend stock. I guess I’m in that generalization cuz I invest in dividend paying stocks in my Roth haha.
AmbitiousBasket0 t1_jadyv7x wrote
The same people that are buying them now.
samjo_89 t1_jae10mk wrote
People who don't foresee themselves going through a car repossession.
Whaleoilbefuked t1_jadyu98 wrote
This is America people need cars. They’ll keep buying.
Minimum_Finish_5436 t1_jae60ql wrote
Any self driving car, theoretically, can do this.
Never buy a self driving car.
Otherwise-Arm3245 t1_jaep9y3 wrote
Cars will be subscription based soon, you wont own them. You will just pay a monthly fee. Lifestyle/ career choices are going to destroy the lower and middle class.
FullCopy t1_jadtjsf wrote
I’d be just as concerned with a Ford flying away.
spagetzzi t1_jadvc7v wrote
Patents don’t mean shiiii
Revolutionary-Comb35 t1_jae12uw wrote
Means they can choose not to build it
spagetzzi t1_jae2mp7 wrote
They won’t
DangerStranger138 t1_jae2swi wrote
Ford wants to patent a driverless police car that ambushes lawbreakers using artificial intelligence Washington Post (2018)
Ford Motor Company-Receipt of Petition for Temporary Exemption From Various Requirements of the Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards for an Automated Driving System-Equipped Vehicle Federal Register (2022)
r/FuckCars
Harvick4tw t1_jaeciz1 wrote
Will it drive itself to the repair shop too?
ankole_watusi t1_jadtuw9 wrote
Calls. And Penske too.
BreakfastOnTheRiver t1_jae7vlr wrote
LMAO if it can get out of the driveway!!!
Mountainman220 OP t1_jae8ma9 wrote
Yea I just remembered they had a whole issue with their transmissions not parking so cars were just rolling all over the place after being parked. Wild times. I’m
The_Fake_King t1_jaely4i wrote
There's a racist joke out there somewhere about a black man's father leaving in a self repossessing car, but it's not for me to make.
FATKEDLUVSCAKE t1_jaeuzw1 wrote
I called this exact scenario and more years ago. Been preaching it for years now. Next cars will process your thought crimes watch!
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bradadams5000 t1_jadrvja wrote
I don't believe a patent is needed. All of these software features can be incorporated into any automobile. I don't see that a patent is even needed.
jlex_421 t1_jae8y17 wrote
Reselling the same vehicle without any additional overhead?! Bbbbbullish!
HomelessKodiak t1_jaet2ta wrote
So what happens when someone's car get's bricked in a life threatening situation and they die as a result???
Runs_towards_fire t1_jaexxtc wrote
If it’s like every other feature on a ford, it’ll randomly stop working and then randomly start working again without any reason.
BullBearAlliance t1_jaeyzgb wrote
You shouldn’t be able to patent something obvious like that
jr1tn t1_jads3qn wrote
The post makes no sense
Mountainman220 OP t1_jadxl63 wrote
What doesn’t make sense fellow regard?
HenryGoodbar t1_jadsmu0 wrote
And when the Sheriff puts out a warrant for ya it’ll lock the doors drive you straight to the station.