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[deleted] t1_is6vk8z wrote

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IamLars t1_is7pcz4 wrote

Nah, that would be if it is poisonous not venomous. The snake bites you and then 52 people die.

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danhawman t1_is6ruip wrote

I'm pretty sure it would need 52 bites to kill 52 men.

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QutieLuvsQuails t1_is6si0i wrote

*the venom in one bite could kill 52 men.

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danhawman t1_is6ss3c wrote

Yes I know, I was being a dick.

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iceyed913 t1_is6uxva wrote

One bite to the dick would get the job done in 3 hours

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101forgotmypassword t1_is6xkeo wrote

Hmmm....seems wasteful, a single woman's bite can get it done in under 15 minutes.

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Cobol_Engineering t1_is73p5x wrote

Yeah but they have no beef w humans iirc. There’s some nut job diver who swims w massive balls of them and they don’t fuck w him. Presumably his own massive balls confuse their senses.

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FreneticPlatypus t1_is70zgg wrote

It would take about eight seconds to kill me, since I already swim like a stone and being bitten by a sea snake means I’m going to freak out and drown almost instantly.

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briefnuts t1_is71wsb wrote

Fully loaded snake contains 19.5 drops

3 / 8 x 52

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monkeypox_69 t1_is7emz0 wrote

Another reason to fear the murky depths.

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ricksza t1_is8d6a8 wrote

And of course, they are in Australia!

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Babstana t1_is9uv6l wrote

What about feral hogs, can one bite kill 30-50?

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Nyghtshayde t1_isaaxya wrote

My brother was bitten by a sea snake in the Torres Strait. When he rang the air ambulance, they asked him if it was white with black stripes or black with white stripes and the difference was that he'd likely be ok or he would quite possibly die before he could be evacuated.

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