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rapiertwit t1_irei1ud wrote

Is there a ceremonious way to shove a spear up someone's neck-hole and parade their head around?

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Vlad_the_Homeowner t1_irfm5aq wrote

“Severed heads never go out of fashion. Used sparingly and with artistic sensibility, they can make a point a great deal more eloquently then those still attached.”

- Nicomo Cosca

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LordBrandon t1_irfddy4 wrote

You get the pike of ST. George and do the bepiking ceremony.

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IAmQWhoAreYou t1_irha0jv wrote

Well, I’m glad you asked. Maybe ceremonious is a big ask, but surely we could do without the quasi-incestuous necrohomorotica. I mean, manners people.

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