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NotBaldwin t1_isobznj wrote
That's absolutely bonkers. I had no idea eels were so complex and that their lifecycle was so mysterious.
TechKnowNathan t1_isotxic wrote
You mean you don’t dissolve your own stomach and generate reproductive organs as a midlife crisis? Odd.
DMRexy t1_isp5ef9 wrote
I'm trying my best to get my reproductive organs dissolved, does that count?
BGAL7090 t1_ispb280 wrote
I empathize.
And yes it counts, you slippery lil eel. Keep doing your eely things
3percentinvisible t1_ispdq62 wrote
I got halfway through that process
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Virata t1_ispd0kc wrote
Somebody said this exact same thing a few posts under...such a weirdly unique phrase too...dafuq
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/y68cv3/comment/iso6rdx/
otherwhiteshadow t1_ispfiw7 wrote
Well one is roughly 4 hours older than the other one. Probably plagiarism at reddits finest.
hirmuolio t1_isph916 wrote
It is a repost karma farming bot. They copy-paste parts of other comments in an attempt to farm karma.
thehazzanator t1_isoj74x wrote
I woke up to my son whose sick and suddenly I'm reading about eels reproductive systems at 2am
GMN123 t1_isoqrqv wrote
I read that as "I woke up my son who's sick" and I was thinking 'they must really be into eels'.
Ksevio t1_ispugfu wrote
/u/thehazzanator: "Junior look at this cool fact about eels!"
Kid: cough "... Mom? I finally fell asleep..."
/u/thehazzanator: "THEY'RE FROM AUSTRALIA!"
kessel6545 t1_iso7go9 wrote
That was a great read, thank you.
semi14 t1_ispa8ec wrote
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER READ AND COMES WITH UNEXPECTED FAMOUS PEOPLE
PM-ME-SOMETHING-GOOD t1_isphyum wrote
What's a fella gotta do to get some eel dick?
coffinmonkey t1_isqxxw0 wrote
Thank you for sharing that
PandaMomentum t1_isqze46 wrote
Love that piece! The great mystery of Atlantic eel reproduction.
Cortinarius t1_isqbi9x wrote
Risky click of the day lmao
laserbeanz t1_isq8yw3 wrote
This shit makes me so sad! Wanna save the eels? Stop eating seafood.
typed_this_now t1_isnwqvc wrote
I have this weird recollection of watching horse racing on tv as a kid. The race was at Randwick - not far from where the eels migrate from. It was pissing down with rain and the camera panned to Eels swimming across the track or just outside the track and the announcer explained where they were headed. Haven’t thought about it years. Totally forgot the eels did this.
WarmItalianDoughnuts t1_isyg7i5 wrote
I would love to see a video of this race
DarkMuret t1_iso4xkg wrote
Eels make crazy journeys
American Eels can live as far inland as Minnesota, but will make a journey all the way to offshore Atlantic Ocean to spawn and die, and then their offspring make the trip back.
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ClankCapital t1_ispc7vw wrote
Every great scientific mind once asked themselves, "what are these motherfuckers up to?"
TheProfessionalEjit t1_ispfbwn wrote
The next question they ask themselves is, "I wonder what they taste like?"
killdeer03 t1_ispg5x6 wrote
Eel is actually pretty tasty -- pickled, fried, or grilled.
Boiled Eel isn't too bad either.
WriggleNightbug t1_ispkjam wrote
Eel sushi is so good. I don't know or care what they do, I just want more of it please and thank you!
killdeer03 t1_ispkun7 wrote
Sushi grade eel is hard to come by where I'm at, but I had some when I went out to San Francisco, it was phenomenal.
MitLivMineRegler t1_isqeefl wrote
Unagi is a state of total awareness
killerabbit t1_isr3zsi wrote
DANGER
Q8D t1_isq8q40 wrote
Anyway, like I was sayin', eel is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, eel-kabobs, eel creole, eel gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
a_lit_bruh t1_isph8uo wrote
Boil em, mash em, stick em in the stew!
No?
I'll see myself out
IAmAHat_AMAA t1_issmpkm wrote
Freud's first scientific publication was on the life cycle of eels
RDub3685 t1_isrc41j wrote
Freshwater eels. They're catadromous. Which is the opposite of what salmon do, anadromous. American eels are born in the Sargasso sea in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and then migrate up rivers and streams to mature. They eventually migrate again to the middle of the ocean to spawn and die.
The_DaHowie t1_ispjrqg wrote
Google Lampreys
thejugglar t1_isqt34q wrote
Now Google Vedius Pollio
The_DaHowie t1_ist3pr3 wrote
I've seen something about that before, thanks(?) for the link.
DarkMuret t1_ispo1pu wrote
Oh yeah, we have native and non-native where I live
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TeevMeister t1_isquunn wrote
Holy hell!
TaringaWhakarongo1 t1_isqlc68 wrote
I used to catch slime eels on longlines...google them...
harrypottermcgee t1_iswd1v2 wrote
I googled them. They're hagfish. They eat them in Korea and Japan sometimes, so that's kind of gross. And when they talk about "eelskin" in wallets and stuff it's usually hagfish.
Still7Superbaby7 t1_isqtxcl wrote
I listened to this awesome radiolab documentary on NPR about eels. The eels of the Mediterranean swim all the way to the Sargasso Sea!
DarkMuret t1_isqv6ob wrote
That's where the American Eels spawn as well!
blue-cube t1_isokmvr wrote
http://honisoit.com/2016/02/the-victoria-park-eels-have-been-to-new-caledonia/
>When the majestic majority make it to the salt water of the ocean, receptors in their nose trigger a physiological change that puts a butterfly’s life cycle to shame. Their eyes enlarge and undergo pigment transformation to improve their vision in the salt water, their pectoral fins enlarge to rub more salt in Nemo’s wounds, their stomach disintegrates as they have eaten their last duckling and their anus shrivels to keep the salt water at bay.
>The fasting, owl-eyed, anus-less eels then swim along the coast of Australia, up past the northern tip of New Zealand (where their Kiwi brethren join them), and further north to the southern tip of New Caledonia, presumably using the slip stream of P&O cruises the whole 2,020km. Here, the females release millions of eggs, of which an estimated one per cent survive.
>The adult eels—after doing everything in their power to give their spawn a tropical life free from Sydney Uni college kids pissing in their pond—die.
DrDiddle t1_ispjh1j wrote
My anus shriveled when I go in the ocean too
MikeKM t1_isq873c wrote
> their pectoral fins enlarge to rub more salt in Nemo’s wounds
It all started with touching a butt.
pidgerii t1_isqe0gm wrote
Yeah, a Hali-butt!
cumbert_cumbert t1_isqp436 wrote
Miss honisoit.
narky1 t1_isspjbi wrote
I was laughing at the kids pissing in the lake, until I realised I've surely pissed in that lake too. 😅
Creation98 t1_isnv637 wrote
Salmon too. Salmon will go back to the exact same area they were born in to spawn, making the journey hundreds of miles. It’s amazing
papaloco t1_iso6rdx wrote
That is true, but salmon are very high maintenance compared to eels. You won't see salmon wriggling across a wet meadow to get to a river. Or live in a stagnant pool of algae infested sludge. Eels are bad ass.
thatguy425 t1_iso9sln wrote
Salmon in my area will swim across a road when it floods and they are not even completely submerged.
LurkingMcLurkerface t1_isp0c12 wrote
Pulled a 4 foot eel out of the waste water treatment system in work, it either came in as an egg and survived the many chemical treatments and pumps at the front end of the works to get into the waste water treatment stage, where it survived more chemicals and lived long enough to find food and grow to adult size
Or
A 4 foot eel survived being drawn through a number of high speed pumps with impellers spinning at over 1400rpm at a few different stages and then settled down for a nap in the waste water treatment plant.
Both are massively impressive
We released it back to the river, hopefully its doing much better being out of a water treatment facility!!
SlightlyAlmighty t1_ispafww wrote
That's a nice paradox: if it was spawned there, its offsprings will return. Sadly, the cycle will end then, between the blades of the impellers.
If it had passed through the blades unharmed, maybe more will come to spawn there, repeating the cycle and creating more impeller resistant and junk eating eels that would mutate and fight the ninja turtles
surasurasura t1_ispoddd wrote
Or… a bird dropped it
LurkingMcLurkerface t1_ispx8dz wrote
A possibily while small if it had been lifted and dropped, unlikely at 4 foot.
Locally we wouldn't have birds of prey large enough to lift an eel of that weight
Britoz t1_ispm13p wrote
Should've buried it's guts for coconuts
PA2SK t1_isps7lx wrote
Salmon will cross roads to get to spawning areas: https://youtu.be/wZt4jJEkhWM Salmon are pretty badass. They pretty much work their bodies to death getting up river. By the end of their journey it's like the walking dead.
dmr11 t1_isqdgfv wrote
Good luck farming eels without it being a raising wild-captured juveniles operation, but you could farm salmon from the egg.
Caterpillar89 t1_ispe05d wrote
Salmon travel thousands upon thousands of miles from where their parents spawn them to feed and grow in the oceans and then return to the same ocean. There are salmon that are born in rivers in California and go all the way up into the polar regions to feed. Some salmon can travel over 2,000 miles per year.
Flamin_Yon t1_isphunx wrote
This is completely different in my opinion as the newly hatched eels have literally never been to their destination before and aren't following a river. They just somehow know where to go.
Salmon on the other hand hatch and follow the flow of the river to the ocean, then return to spawn.
PandaMomentum t1_isqzrud wrote
Monarch butterflies do this too -- the migration from Mexico to the US and back takes multiple generations. It's the great grandkids that show up in the same forest in Mexico each year. Genetically encoded somehow.
RestlessARBIT3R t1_ispoa4s wrote
Yes, but there is a difference between catadromy and anadromy
innovatao t1_isoqnud wrote
So Eels live in remote lake A. They ALL go to sea way over there. They all spawn the next generation. Then ALL the adults die. All of them. The kids then all travel back to the same Remote Lake A (TM)??? Do they leave a brochure to tell them where their ancestral home is? A map? That's so cool but wow.
svladcjelli42 t1_isov0zz wrote
All the eels from all over the world go to the same patch of ocean. How do they know which lake they're supposed to return to?
yofomojojo t1_ispbrvw wrote
"Hey hun, had to go out and die real quick, feel free to eat our leftovers for dinner. We left directions somewhere in the Sargasso Sea. Take care, Mommy and Daddy <3"
OlafEriksen t1_iss8rvg wrote
Almost true, as some eels in the Pacific Ocean breed around New Caledonia :
>The spawning takes place in extremely deep tropical water in an ocean
trench, which can be up to 10 kilometres deep and is found at the edge
of the ocean shelf surrounding New Caledonia. (Source)
They still travel hundreds to thousands of km to breed, but not in the Saragossa Sea.
CynicalBrik t1_ispgvga wrote
To my knowledge eels do not home in on the same specific body of fresh water. They are pretty much like the inverse salmon. Eels home in on one spesific area of the sea and then the offspring goes to some freshwater body that they can get to, disregarding where their parents came from. Salmon on the other hand go to the sea and chill around anywhere where there is food and then return to fresh water to the spesific area where they were born.
E: a word
jerudy t1_isrj3ru wrote
Not remote lakes though, the interest in this story locally is bc these eels are well known inhabitants of the mini wetlands in major city parks in Sydney like Centennial Park and Victoria Park.
Aussiewhiskeydiver OP t1_isnt7my wrote
malseraph t1_iso32ep wrote
This phenomenon is also used as a major plot point in Robin Hobb's "Realm of the Elderlings" book series in a really interesting way. It starts it in her second series, "The Liveship Traders".
OpticGd t1_isot5zq wrote
But how do they KNOW!
SheeEttin t1_isovdcn wrote
We don't know how they know!
TAtosharesomething t1_isqw7ln wrote
How can we know how they know?
skccsk t1_isoe87d wrote
Sorry guys, I can't make the trip. I'm feeling eel.
Legal_Eagle_1155 t1_isp03ev wrote
So do monarch butterflies, salmon, and people who peaked in highschool
GGtesla t1_isped6d wrote
We us to rent boats sometimes as a family thing with my dad, from memory it was at lakes enterence victoria , i remember leaving my fishing line in the water just for fun and as we were in bed going to sleep i heard the line spooling into the water , so i jump up and start reeling it in.
Out of the water comes the head of a giant fucking eel , im trying to think of an everyday object that was about the same diameter, maybe like american fire hydrant or large bread plate , the thing was fucking massive i pulled like 3 feet of it out of the water before the line snapped , all this at night half naked, dad was like im glad you didnt pull that fucking thing into the boat
Anyway that was the end of me swiming there thats for fucking sure
Im not sure if it was one of these but it was this size and this is also lakes enterence
At least something very similar to this fucker
-lighght- t1_ispvuh4 wrote
>dad was like im glad you didnt pull that fucking thing into the boat
I'm with Dad
DamonFields t1_isox3w5 wrote
Why don’t they just stay home and skip the dying part?
TAtosharesomething t1_isqwc3p wrote
It is the job of every species to make it into a wiki article.
JoshSidekick t1_isp33ta wrote
How did they get there before storm drains?
batweenerpopemobile t1_ispklq4 wrote
There were probably just nice little rivers, streams and small tributaries previously. When we pave over areas to build up, we cap all of the streams in pipes and bury them, routing all of the runoff into them. I expect it was something like this.
Ichthyologist t1_ispi3mf wrote
Always nice to see some quality eel content!
WriggleNightbug t1_ispkcu6 wrote
I have a friend who works on similar programs in the UK. They are rebuilding marshland near Cambridge and building grates/sluices to let eels swim through and back to their spawning points. It's cool stuff!
Edit: Eels and other similar fish often have a mild electrical sense, it's like echolation but zaps instead of yelling. Some can use their zaps like a taser but most are just using it to know where they are: https://dwazoo.com/animal/electric-eel/
RedSonGamble t1_isq8rwr wrote
Why don’t they just use escalators?
SuddenlyElga t1_iso585a wrote
And then we eat them?
bsptc t1_isog80a wrote
Seems unnecessary.
lyndsay0413 t1_isohwnl wrote
but why
justiceguy216 t1_isoweuh wrote
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they never stopped to ask if they should.
Rudolfius t1_isotouk wrote
But how do they know where to go without someone showing them? It's ridiculous and amazing.
BattdPlayer t1_isovqdo wrote
Robin Hobb includes the idea of some eels, being part of the dragon lifecycle in her books. I guess once magic is introduced, lots of weird things get even weirder.
isle_say t1_isoxzxh wrote
There are turtles that make long journeys to mate and it is because they have been doing it for so long that continental drift has created a massive gap they now have to cross. BTW where is New Caledonia?
slice_of_pi t1_ispazhm wrote
But are they shrieking eels?
RestlessARBIT3R t1_ispokki wrote
Eels are catadromous. They spawn in saltwater, then journey to freshwater to mature. Salmon are anadromous. They spawn in freshwater then journey to saltwater to mature
Chess01 t1_ispsuqj wrote
Crazy argument for genetic memory
PA2SK t1_isptby0 wrote
They don't swim "across the ocean". New Caledonia is about 750 miles off the coast of Australia. The eels swim maybe 1,200 miles. That's comparable to what salmon do. It's plenty impressive without trying to make it sound like they cross the Pacific.
sux9000 t1_isqf67r wrote
Eels up inside ya Findin an entrance where they can..
JordanRodkey t1_isqzkry wrote
Eels used to do this all the time in North America, at least until the Europeans ate them until they were extinc.
justiceguy216 t1_isowk2b wrote
And here I am complaining that they added another rotary to my daily commute.
zylstrar t1_isoya7u wrote
Through the (Pacific) ocean, across the (Coral) sea.
...But still amazing.
Person5_ t1_isp68oz wrote
Are you saying I shouldn't go night fishing in those eel infested waters?
snoweel t1_ispdpw8 wrote
How do the newborn eels know where to go back?
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SoHiHello t1_isptpu2 wrote
That sounds like laying eggs in the lake with extra steps.
pop_em5 t1_ispxhow wrote
More eels, more eels. Give it up now!
Bonus doots for who gets this reference
TheGrubins t1_isq3sil wrote
Eels in Australia also lose the footy grand final
DocMcMoth t1_isqmjl4 wrote
Wait, did we finally figure out how eels mate? Or was it just one specific species we didn't know the complete lifecycle of?
tsgram t1_isqq4dr wrote
Up the Eels #Parradise
colormeruby t1_isqtjxb wrote
Sounds like monarch butterflies. Pretty cool.
thunder-bug- t1_isr24ev wrote
But where are their testicles
technollama__ t1_isrcsez wrote
we still don't know how eels breed. such a crazy fact to me.
princhester t1_isrjows wrote
It's not just a particular lake. It's eels from every freshwater lake and stream, on the Eastern seaboard.
WishboneJones117 t1_isqu6zt wrote
Sounds like some immigration policies.
Genji_sama t1_isr8t2o wrote
Y tho? Just do it in the lake bruh
BeeztheBoss t1_isorqm8 wrote
Uh they cross a sea not an entire ocean. Way to oversell.
Dont__Grumpy__Stop t1_isnw0vb wrote
Eels are cool in general. Here’s another cool eel story.