CdnBison t1_jcwdb7k wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:43 AM

Keep up the wisecracks, and we’ll send a couple of Canadian geese over to ‘discuss’ things with you. 😁

thisisredlitre t1_jcwm59u wrote on March 20, 2023 at 2:55 AM

Canada Geese* they belong to the land, not citizens of the nation.

CdnBison t1_jcx2i15 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 5:42 AM

The ones I asked said - and I quote - “$&@“ you! The land belongs to us” and started to give chase. I didn’t stick around for the rest of their arguments.

/I do not like cobra chickens

Best_Call_2267 t1_jd0rdhq wrote on March 21, 2023 at 12:13 AM

Are you telling me they don't speak Canadian?

artie_pdx t1_jcwfg9h wrote on March 20, 2023 at 2:00 AM

I’ve fought a pack of stray dogs in my day, so go ahead and send a couple of long necked birds.

AndreReal t1_jcwpcfj wrote on March 20, 2023 at 3:23 AM

cackles madly He thinks he can handle one cobra chicken, much less two...

artie_pdx t1_jcwribz wrote on March 20, 2023 at 3:42 AM

I’ve seen something like what this comment talks about. That would be my approach.

AndreReal t1_jcyxbpp wrote on March 20, 2023 at 4:55 PM

These are obviously geese of alternate national backgrounds, they seem to give even the slightest fuck.

LongJohnSausage t1_jcwq12n wrote on March 20, 2023 at 3:29 AM

Know what you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me I suggest you let that one marinate!

TIL: The Government of Canada has an office that creates coats of arms for Canadian citizens, and that all Canadian Citizens may apply to the Governor General for a coat of arms and even an officially-recognized personal flag

artie_pdx t1_jcwal5v wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:22 AM