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AnthillOmbudsman t1_j9zh6cd wrote

Then the mom came outside: "What are you boys doing out there? Why does it smell like smoke?"

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PlasticMix8573 t1_ja0cz4u wrote

...and what happened to the cow?

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jason_abacabb t1_ja0u97j wrote

Fell down, and so became ground beef.

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user2542 t1_ja10kvs wrote

Did they send you your official dad 'stache yet or is it still in the mail?

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Dominarion t1_ja1fez2 wrote

We found a way to mow the cornfield very quick, mom!

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