"You just listen to listen to the ol' Porkchop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night alright. When some wild-eyed 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck taps the back of your favorite head up against a bar room wall and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues. You just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir the check is in the mail." ~ Jack Burton