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[deleted] t1_j5fef21 wrote

Reply to comment by MajestaHazel in TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99

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Crash4654 t1_j5feqdx wrote

Then fucking read the instructions

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m-in t1_j5gm45b wrote

I tried. Gagged from the verbal diarrhea. The product is good but the BS they put on the bottle is insane.

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[deleted] t1_j5fgh1r wrote

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Crash4654 t1_j5fh2w0 wrote

Apparently expecting people to be literate is being smug now?

I just want people to read man. It's not hard.

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Majikkani_Hand t1_j5fsgqc wrote

Look, ordinarily I'd agree with you, but that soap's label is 90% nonsensical ranting. I can see why somebody would miss the actual use instructions. I read it all, because it was hilarious, but it's a lot.

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Penny_InTheAir t1_j5gdd74 wrote

Like the days back before cell phones when you read every single shampoo and soap bottle within reach while sitting on the pot.

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kernJ t1_j5hjlvf wrote

Damn that brings back memories

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m-in t1_j5gm9ct wrote

Have you actually read that label on that particular soap? Can you summarize it for us? I bet you can’t. What does it make your reading comp then?

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Crash4654 t1_j5gp3b5 wrote

Bunch of propaganda, ingredients, essential oils, and instructions to dilute it. Turns out reading isn't hard. Majority of it is just word vomit to sound appealing and be different.

My reading comprehension is just fine considering I'm not the one online complaining about smearing it on my junk.

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m-in t1_j5h4aur wrote

You have a point, although the “summary” is a bit lacking in detail :). The pine tree oil IIRC also has the “no razor burn” admonition even though it seems comparatively inert.

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Crash4654 t1_j5h4nl0 wrote

Summaries do typically lack detail.

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m-in t1_j5h4se1 wrote

A matter of degree of course :)

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MajestaHazel t1_j5g4qs1 wrote

It’s literally right on the front in the white box….

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MajestaHazel t1_j5g74gn wrote

Everyone knows not to put soap on razor burn…if you don’t know this you deserve what you get. Are you pissed that mouthwash doesn’t tell you not to put in your eyes?

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Humble-Inflation-964 t1_j5g8sej wrote

>The Karen’s are uniting. There are like 50 different instructions on the bottle and typically washing yourself is pretty cut an dry. I don’t think most people feel the need to read instructions when they buy a new body wash. Just turns out dr bronners is different. She made a mistake that was understandable and it was really only compounded because of her razor burn. But I guess on some level we all know that people like you only come to Reddit for the heady sense of smug self satisfaction and superiority that you can only achieve by pointing out another persons faults and follies.

Gotta be honest, if I'm gonna rub a chemical all over my body, I read the instructions first. Even on soap, even on shampoo.

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[deleted] t1_j5gdkb4 wrote

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Humble-Inflation-964 t1_j5iguoo wrote

>I get where your coming from but the entire point of dr bronners is that it’s completely organic. No added chemicals

Being "organic" means they have much less control over what concentration is safe for skin...

>And you gotta be the exception most people don’t feel the need to

Oh really? I appreciate your confidence, but I'm fairly certain neither of us know which behavior is the exception and which is the rule.

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