Submitted by GreenEggPage t3_zs4pb8 in tifu
VelvetDawn13 t1_j18vaf6 wrote
My husband had his ex-wife as “Big Twat” in the phone until one day his (then 13yo) daughter picked up his ringing cell phone saw “Big Twat” and said Hey Daddy mom’s calling…
Col__Hunter_Gathers t1_j19fxd9 wrote
I used to have my ex as Whore Machine and realized that my kid was getting old enough to read it so I decided to switch it to something less offensive lol.
keyser90 t1_j1aiwox wrote
Working Girl Apparatus?
Col__Hunter_Gathers t1_j1ar5xt wrote
Well I know what I'm going to update it to now.
Thanks for the inspiration :)
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