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summerrrwine t1_itaa17k wrote

JFC, that's like going to the dentist with a bunch of food stuck in your teeth. I could never have a job that entails working on people's bodies because a majority of people are absolutely gross.

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MaybeKoreyTaube t1_itaaz6f wrote

Eat some Oreos in the parking lot to make sure you’re getting your moneys worth

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summerrrwine t1_itabepb wrote

Yeah let's go around being a menace to everyone that has to come in contact with us

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MaybeKoreyTaube t1_itabklm wrote

It was a (I thought) obviously sarcastic joke in a Reddit comment. Calm down Karen. I’m not a dick to people IRL I just chuckle at the thought of it and let it go. You should try it sometime. It’s fun.

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summerrrwine t1_itabtd7 wrote

I was being sarcastic as well, agreeing that we should just go around doing shit like that to people we come in contact with.

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mlmayo t1_itabykf wrote

I can't understand bad hygiene.

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butt_scratcher_007 t1_ita7uko wrote

That is nasty

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truecrimefanatic1 t1_itab7v9 wrote

That's disgusting to do that to the doctor you should have rescheduled.

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Zelldandy t1_itadb2k wrote

Almost feels like OP gets off on this kind of humiliation. The gynecologist shouldn't have had to deal with that. Ew.

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Feelsosophy t1_ita3vra wrote

Little bit of Greek yogourt ma'm?

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annehog19 t1_ita6jna wrote

My partner is Greek...

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wbrooksga t1_ita7ei4 wrote

Chobanni in your yanni

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SasoDuck t1_itaast6 wrote

So are you gonna come clean the drink I just spit all over my wall, or...?

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Feelsosophy t1_ita7dvr wrote

This is by far my wildest guess, sorry if it scared you

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SnootchieBootichies t1_itabokf wrote

Go home, ask him how they separate the men from the boys in Greece. When he doesn't know, say with a crowbar.

Then kindly ask him to pull out next time.

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po0f t1_itab6vh wrote

Maybe the doctor didn't want to handle your dudes jizz?

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GarfunkleJizz t1_ita84iy wrote

Homegirls doctor was not pleased, but amused😂

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Banana_Havok t1_itaawl9 wrote

I would not be amused if I had to perform a papsmear and deal with a load of semen lol. That is nasty af.

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annnnnnabanana t1_itab4bb wrote

This is gross and I'd be so embarrassed lol

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PaintByNumberPro t1_itabuc4 wrote

Confused on how you have no shame? I'm embarrassed and disgusted for you, ma'am.

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JGPNZ t1_itaau5m wrote

Disgusting

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Jenatalia_ t1_ita7nvs wrote

I read that last sentence in the Mrs Doubtfire voice and that will haunt me forever.

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Obstetrix t1_itabz4k wrote

Tbh this wouldn’t upset me as someone who performs lots of pelvic exams. Frankly it happens to me frequently. So don’t feel too bad. Lots of comments about how you’re gross but I doubt they’re medical professionals.

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Apollo_3249 t1_itacf05 wrote

How did you not clean up after you felt it? Rude and disgusting is such an understatement imo

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dougsbreakfast t1_itaeg7m wrote

Original text for those interested

As the title says. My partner and I had some fun this morning, totally forgetting about my appointment not even an hour later. He finished inside me, we had a shower and left. I'm waiting and I feel some dribble out right as she called my name. I considered excusing myself to the bathroom but I didn't, that was a mistake.

i mentioned I'm not long past the deed - she said it's fine and won't disrupt the results but I don't think she knew what she was in for.

After she finished the procedure she noted 'how much fun was left over' and that 'shes really flowing out' and handed me the largest stack of tissues...

Sorry dear, I know it's too early in the morning for this shit

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Kcnflman t1_ita8jxe wrote

It’s best to wait till after. Then you’re “pre-lubed”

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hailey_nicolee t1_itad35z wrote

girl respectfully what the fuck… this isnt real it cant be why would u do that to someone

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Without_Rules t1_itactup wrote

You need to find shame. This is disgusting

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Seigmoraig t1_itacvls wrote

You are fucking gross and have zero respect for your doctor

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luisanra t1_itaczlq wrote

That's disgusting have some respect.

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cr9926 t1_itac37o wrote

Could have played it up - sorry doc we're trying for a baby, can I keep my legs in the stirrups a little while longer?

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rapunzelsfryingpan t1_itad0ei wrote

This absolutely will affect your Pap smear….it will mostly likely come back as irregular

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No-Cupcake370 t1_itadayo wrote

I have had a lost condom found in me during a pelvic exam. I thought the dude stealthed. But it was hanging out by my cervix for a day or day and a half.

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Spoonloops t1_itae1xi wrote

This isn’t unheard of lol. I know someone else this happened too. My cousin also forgot she had a tampon in and it was there for like two weeks and her doctor found it during an exam 🙃 shit happens lol

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xnatex21 t1_itabsao wrote

Fwiw, one of the fertility tests has you specifically do this so it's not a foreign thing.

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Biocube16 t1_itad7km wrote

Ahh yes the ol, are you pokin the right hole test

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xnatex21 t1_itaenke wrote

Lol. No. Are the boys making their way to the cervix.

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Habis1923 t1_itacak2 wrote

I’m not a woman so I wouldn’t know, but there’s gotta be a way to clean that out so you aren’t leaving snail trails on every chair you sit on

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Zhorie-Rove t1_itadej5 wrote

Yeah, women don't go around leaving snail trails 😭 Normally we clean well enough, and worse case scenario, use a panty liner

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Habis1923 t1_itadjzf wrote

Gotcha, so OP is just disgusting and rude?

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nirvroxx t1_itadvgq wrote

Deleted quick hahaha

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huBelial t1_itad4q4 wrote

That’s rude tbh.

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Ex0dus_Early t1_itadc25 wrote

Why would you do that to your doctor? OP is 🗑

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dennis7he t1_itadnhq wrote

Deleted but forever in my mind

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Printman8 t1_itaczme wrote

Username checks out.

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mitsuoterada t1_itadobn wrote

A lot of people are saying it's gross. They forget we are humans. Apologize to the doctor, they have seen worse.

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Zelldandy t1_itcf0zl wrote

It is because we are humans with great cognitive faculty that we are disgusted by OP. A sensible human with half a brain would have rescheduled instead of including the gynecologist in some weird exhibitionist fetish the OP clearly has.

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TheLittleNorsk t1_itadp66 wrote

I just saw a post with the exact same title a while ago. Interesting

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forest-nymph1 t1_itaeg8k wrote

I got here right after it got deleted….damn

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TechnetiumAE t1_itaeko5 wrote

Good God I came after this was taken down and still got the full story. What in the actual fuck op?

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therewillbedrama t1_itaex8y wrote

Aw man I wish this wasn’t deleted! The comments are giving me fomo 😂

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Freezekiel t1_itadnri wrote

Wow, its crazy that all these faceless shame blasters attack this woman, for something im pretty sure isnt nearly as bad as some of the things all these fuck-hats down there have commited, pointing fingers at someones life because they wanted to share a story that i personally found hilarious lol

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bread93096 t1_itadgrq wrote

Everyone’s offended on behalf of the doctor, trust me they’re used to being covered in bodily fluids lol. Cum is probably the least repugnant thing she dealt with that day.

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Stunted_giraffe t1_itagqpe wrote

I imagine this happens a lot right before women give birth too. I mean, you know it’s going to be out of commission for the next 6 weeks, might as well get your last one in a while when you can.

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Kheitain t1_itaaqbr wrote

Don't worry about it, you gave them a great story to tell their friends, or post on reddit later.

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NoLifeDGenerate t1_itac6l8 wrote

Who cares? Live your life. It's important. I've rarely had relationships and someone being afraid to act on urges because of what a doctor might think would piss me off. One of the women I dated didn't want to do it the night before her appt, and we tried to do it right after we got home. Turned out the asshole doctor bruised something in there so I wasn't getting it that day either. Fucking sucked.

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[deleted] OP t1_ita8bsj wrote

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[deleted] OP t1_itaajb4 wrote

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Akitiki t1_itada3o wrote

If you check his comments you can still see it at least on mobile.

I find it amusing he was basically going "bring up on!" But still deleted his comment.

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zanderkingofzand t1_itadxf7 wrote

Genius it's because OP deleted her post, everyone can still see these comments. No shame here bud. Go join u/OptimusSublime in the internet genius club 👏

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Akitiki t1_itae1x6 wrote

Buzz off, bucky, you've already made a clown of yourself.

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