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newaccount252 t1_it1n3kd wrote

How on earth can a mattress be sentimental?

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abailey2112 t1_it2f8v1 wrote

My guess, dropped the V card on it and thinks that’s important

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Mkaltac OP t1_it2urn5 wrote

No Iol

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abailey2112 t1_it2v7dt wrote

Then how the hell is a mattress sentimental? It’s a bed, you sleep on it dude?

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Mkaltac OP t1_it2y0xz wrote

It's some shit from my childhood. It's in the edit.

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GirlNamedTex t1_it2tjcz wrote

Sentimental Matress has a nice band name ring to it.

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Fancey_Fae t1_it2xm9q wrote

I gave birth on mine, it feels more special now

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newaccount252 t1_it34gvz wrote

Kinda gross.

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Fancey_Fae t1_it37h8b wrote

Well I didn't feel comfortable on the floor and I decided against the tub, I'm happy with the outcome of the birth

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EveryFairyDies t1_it4oe9p wrote

But are you happy with the outcome of the mattress after the birth?

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Fancey_Fae t1_it4oonc wrote

Yes, mattress stayed in the same state as before the birth happened. It was protected with multiple layers of plastic and sheets.

It's time for a new one though because it's old and lost support but it's sentimental now.

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BunnyCakeStacks t1_it3ryd8 wrote

Have enough acid trips in a bed, you start to become one with the bed.

You realize we are all the bed, and the bed is all of us. The bed is love, and love is everything.. you know?

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