Submitted by InevitableMap6470 t3_y8ip6b in tifu
stripeyspacey t1_it32h60 wrote
Reply to comment by DsWan3 in TIFU by putting too much Vicks Vapobath in my tub. by InevitableMap6470
This story reminded me of the one, and last, time an ex of mine used one of those "Fire & Ice" condoms. If you're not familiar it's exactly what it sounds like, basically Icy Hot on a condom.
And holy shit, it was not fun.
DsWan3 t1_it3bhck wrote
Good god that should not exist…
stripeyspacey t1_it3qln2 wrote
No... no it should not. I wouldn't be surprised if they were discontinued very quickly. I think they were new at the time maybe, but I could be wrong. Was over 10 years ago now.
NerdModeCinci t1_it4flda wrote
Masochists love them
stripeyspacey t1_it4fz9o wrote
I was thinking that when I replied before, but I feel like there's a difference between like sexy-time "ooh let's do hot candle wax!" kind of burning and the very chemical-like burning those caused! 😂
But hey to each their own I guess!
Romantiphiliac t1_it3z4xi wrote
THANK YOU
Who signed off on mentholated condoms? That shit was miserable.
stripeyspacey t1_it4ffd6 wrote
Dude right!? I'm sure it had to have been a wholly man-made committee that designed and signed off on that from beginning to end lol. Nothing like that should ever be inside your vagina lmao
At first it was obviously cold-feeling and I was like "Eh, not really my thing and kinda weird tbh...but whatever." But that only lasted like 30 seconds. Then came the burning sensation that felt like getting fucked with a stick covered in flaming fire ants.
I pretty much sat spread-eagle with the shower head pointed at my nether regions with cold water for like an hour.
superdooperdutch t1_it4fiug wrote
Yeah they have lube like that too; turns out I get super irritated from it. Not a good time.
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