Submitted by Adventurous-Worry224 t3_1278rbk in tifu
So I have been working out consistently for the past year or so, anyway, recently I started Lifting very heavy weights so my Muscles have become very fatigued and tired. I research some ways to recover to solve this issue, and I find out that saunas are great way to recover. My gym doesn’t have a sauna, so I start looking for clubs/bath houses that do. I find this really cheap club that has a gym, sauna, and swimming pool. As a broke college student this seemed like a hidden gem, and right after I head there to use the sauna.
Here I’m in the Sauna enjoying the heat and relaxation, along with three old guys in their 60s. It seemed like they were trying to start something with me, like some small talk. Suddenly I hear porn playing outside and some “bear dancers” whatever that is, turns out I’m in the wrong place and time. The guys were getting it on, others playing porn, and the guys in the sauna trying to hit me up. It all added up, it all made sense, why the guys in the sauna were staring at me, why the guy in the reception was passionately talking with me, and why the porn was playing.
I was in a gentlemen’s club, but not any gentlemen’s club, It was a club for gay and bisexual guys to hook up. And I was the only young man there, I was like the hot girl in the gym, except I’m not hot or a girl. And while these guys were assuming I was gay, I had to clear up the confusion, but they thought it was my way of being nervous so the guy got closer. He then suggests that we go somewhere more private. I was shocked how easy it is to get laid if you were gay but more shocked that this old guy is talking to me in this way. So I told him I need to head home, and I leave. Well I wasted $40 for a membership I will never use again.
TL;DR I went to a men’s only club to use the sauna, just to learn that it’s for hooking up.