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mickdeb t1_j9hll9l wrote

Did you know that you also have to clean it ? You know because both shits are obvious af

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AlexJonesInDisguise t1_j9hl4ih wrote

Even being circumsized it sometimes still comes out in 2 streams

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[deleted] OP t1_j9hnb1d wrote

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Milnoc t1_j9hsbxj wrote

Get a few piercings down there, and you can have a few permanent streams! 😁

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BackWaterBill t1_j9i2ugb wrote

Usually when I nut and fall asleep, I figure it's a bit of cum drying and sticking the urethra closed but I'm not a dick doctor so what I know?

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PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF t1_j9hltvl wrote

My kid is uncut and he pees 1 straight stream. Same as hubby. Not all Wieners are equal.

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[deleted] OP t1_j9hnupc wrote

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PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF t1_j9hrmyw wrote

Every dick is different, that's just how it is

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maxABC t1_j9hr6m7 wrote

Huhhh… I don’t think it’s an abnormal thing, not pulling it back when you pee?

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pezmaker t1_j9hy7xb wrote

Right? I've tried the ole roll-it-back method many a time but I always go back to not. I don't know which way that super soaker over pumped stream is going, that's dangerous. Plus the final drips always come back to you. Who wants that?

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Prinzka t1_j9i0ki7 wrote

Tf. Your bathroom must look like a crime scene.
Even if you sit down, if you don't pull it back it's going to go everywhere.
When you come back from the bathroom at the bar do all your friends point and giggle?

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maxABC t1_j9jf1di wrote

Lol it just comes out like a steady tap. If I pull it back if goes intense power washer mode. That’s when it goes everywhere.

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Prinzka t1_j9jtxc0 wrote

Dude, something's wrong with your dick

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maxABC t1_j9k4bad wrote

Nah im pretty confident it’s a normal thing to do bro

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Prinzka t1_j9k69qq wrote

To not pull your foreskin back while peeing?
You think that's a normal thing to do?
Not unless you're 2 years old.

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maxABC t1_j9mgng8 wrote

Why does me peeing in a straight line mean something is wrong with my dick

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furburgerstien t1_j9i473c wrote

It always amazes me how long a dude can just go on in life without doing a bit of testing down there. Now i get why people were like... ya just cut it off im tired of explaining how to use it to grown men...glad you figured it out though.

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Marcusbay8u t1_j9hm6uv wrote

Foreskin doesn't make me pee messe.

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pmaurant t1_j9iczlm wrote

My urologist told me about a guy in his 30s came in with penile cancer. His mother was single and he didn’t have a father to tell him to pull his foreskin back when he pees and to keep it clean.

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L0WEffort t1_j9iy6hw wrote

Copy and paste but change it up a bit

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bscull3 t1_j9ht7kk wrote

It's official I'm getting my kid cut

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Alternative-Iron t1_j9i0yh7 wrote

You have to lift your arms to clean your armpits, gonna lop those off as well to save him the hassle?

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