Submitted by ChanceGuarantee7801 t3_117sfb3 in tifu
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Horti_boi t1_j9dh15m wrote
Was he married?
ChanceGuarantee7801 OP t1_j9dh5nr wrote
No, i wouldn’t text a married man lol
NES4EVAR t1_j9di4ms wrote
Terrence and Philip wrote a song about this...
shadowself140 t1_j9dizye wrote
Shut your fucking face
[deleted] t1_j9dj19t wrote
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ChanceGuarantee7801 OP t1_j9djaxv wrote
ChanceGuarantee7801 OP t1_j9djde0 wrote
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IamMooz t1_j9dkux0 wrote
Was his name Gavin from Callabassas?
lixylia t1_j9dl552 wrote
You couldn’t know so I don’t see why your friend should be mad or embarrassed
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ChanceGuarantee7801 OP t1_j9dmv0y wrote
I was asking for consent, didn’t wanna ruin the vibe, I’m not very good at reading ppl so yea.
ChanceGuarantee7801 OP t1_j9dmw57 wrote
CraftyInMN t1_j9dqctu wrote
It's probably not your friend's uncle, they just wanted to get you to break it off so they could hook up with him!
Suitable-Pirate-4164 t1_j9dr3df wrote
I totally forgot about that! XD The South Park movie from like 03 or something.
Suitable-Pirate-4164 t1_j9drbct wrote
Oof, BIG oof. Your friend is gonna need some time to digest and process all of that. None of it is your fault though.
YouSaidWhaaaa t1_j9drnqi wrote
Why'd you get downvoted for that?💀
ChanceGuarantee7801 OP t1_j9dsx4d wrote
BWinCan t1_j9dt5h9 wrote
Not your fault. Not a FU. Maybe if your friend didn't knew his uncle was into guys, that's the bigger problem (but again, not your fault)
KaXiRavioli t1_j9duow2 wrote
"I didn't want to do anything sexual. I was just bored so I went on a hookup app and met a guy to have sex."
Do you hear yourself?
Lucas-vvt t1_j9dw7ny wrote
Keep funing him. They'll understand a good man is a good man. ... I'm just saying
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j9dxg8l wrote
! I sent my 3 closest friends his direction just in case
What does this mean? Where did they go? And did they patiently wait while you hooked up?
ChanceGuarantee7801 OP t1_j9dxp1m wrote
I sent them the direction of his place just in case something happened, u never really know a person
ChanceGuarantee7801 OP t1_j9dy0gk wrote
When I downloaded Grindr and started texting this guy (their uncle) I didn’t want anything sexual. A few weeks after we started texting I changed my mind and met up with him. Sorry for the confusion
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gwie t1_j9e0xz0 wrote
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn...
NotAFlatSquirrel t1_j9e2fm8 wrote
I mean, not if you just met him that day, that's for certain.
Chicxulub420 t1_j9e98fj wrote
People who go on dating apps "not looking for hookups" are the most eager to hookup people on the planet. Who are you fooling OP? 'Cause you ain't fooling us.
Kailmo t1_j9e99m9 wrote
Are you sure? Is he out with his family?
sharkykid t1_j9e9dpf wrote
chriz_sevenfold t1_j9ec8qw wrote
I legit laughed out loud lmaooooooo
jamesfluker t1_j9eec3i wrote
¯\(ツ)/¯
You weren't to know. Hope you had a good time!
Just laugh it off with your friend, lol.
PattyM918 t1_j9egcd9 wrote
Uncle fucka!!
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka!!
Cookie-Tiger t1_j9ejuis wrote
You boner biting bastard!
DeathUriel t1_j9eltm1 wrote
Why so many fuck up end up not being the person's fault at all? You could have unknowingly fucked their "happily-married-for-50-years-grampa" and that still would be not your fault.
If there was betrayal, it wasn't you doing it, and if your friend has a problem with whom you fuck without prior knowledge of relativiness to them, well they literally invented that in their head.
ManuGamer_PokeMonGo t1_j9evjub wrote
Why is that shit recommended to me but gets deleted before I can read it>:(
Hotterthanhell74 t1_j9dgy5k wrote
Hear me out