Submitted by Punnchy t3_z87zw4 in springfieldMO
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dwimber t1_iyal77a wrote
"Normies sprinkled with a bit of meth," represent!
SkyhawkNovemberPapa t1_iyaqwa9 wrote
Iโm happy I live in the really nice place where no murders happen here
Evening-Maize-6779 t1_iyanmp5 wrote
damn im in hood shit ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
CaptainCimmeria t1_iycmknd wrote
Do yourself a favor and don't look at the heat map of violent crimes in Springfield
Evening-Maize-6779 t1_iydlfy5 wrote
oh god i did (if you tell me not to look at something iโm obv going to) and iโm right between grant beach and west central ๐ญ there are reasons i donโt leave my apartment alone or past sunset
Evening-Maize-6779 t1_iydl24f wrote
oh no ๐ฅบ
var23 t1_iyat5a9 wrote
Hello neighbor!
Evening-Maize-6779 t1_iyat71m wrote
hi!
capnmurca t1_iyb53em wrote
Welcome to West Central!
mutantxproud t1_iyaw6hk wrote
'Keep your schools in your town" has me howling, as an employee.
AaronSachses t1_iye8hr9 wrote
-#keepwillardinwillard
Gingersnap5322 t1_iybg5ws wrote
Lemme guess rich granola hippies, grand st?
Medicat t1_iybuugh wrote
Rountree, still kinda accurate
Gingersnap5322 t1_iydnih9 wrote
I was close
KrazolS t1_iyacapl wrote
r/trashy
jackie_wiggiwoo t1_iyasg84 wrote
Multi-Billionaires house? I live by there and donโt think Iโve seen it.
antares127 t1_iyb89hk wrote
Itโs Johnny Morrisโ house. Extremely long private driveway and hidden back in the woods so I doubt you could see it from the road
Gingersnap5322 t1_iybg3t9 wrote
Itโs the one with all the glass right? You go down that road off sunshine and cross the railroad tracks?
VaderTower t1_iye842y wrote
Unless you're on google maps, or similar. You've never seen it. It's very far from any road that's not a driveway.
Also the driveway is off division, house is on Pearson Creek.
KTfl1 t1_iya9hic wrote
What's poor people fishing?
Flat-Sun-5134 t1_iyaanph wrote
McDaniel Lake
KTfl1 t1_iyaar7x wrote
https://www.aa-fishing.com/mo/mo-fishing-lake-mcdaniel.html
Did a little Google fu
Iron_Worker_ t1_iyasgo3 wrote
This is fantastic
MartonianJ t1_iybakgz wrote
I hadnโt seen this before. Pretty great
AlwaysPaddle t1_iybiq33 wrote
Accurate
AlternateWorking90 t1_iybs6i4 wrote
JQH Everything describes it well.
Comma-toast t1_iycy7om wrote
Forgot the prison hospital
AaronSachses t1_iye8v9h wrote
Death-bed mobsters. Got it.
darrellbear t1_iyb3qpe wrote
"Where your darkest dreams end, Willard begins"--old movie.
adenallen t1_iybeozc wrote
I miss this
GinWithJennifer t1_iycqea8 wrote
But the hospitals are on national...
MappingClouds t1_iyafdh7 wrote
Classic
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var23 t1_iyaenbn wrote
I love this area and still chuckle at this meme.
elaborate_hoxha t1_iyahuck wrote
Every town has one of these bra.
dreadpirateryan13 t1_iyb5abz wrote
But if you don't like it here, you could leave?
latemadly t1_iycr21y wrote
Everyplace you go, a similar map is made. Nice to have a map for home sweet home ๐
AaronSachses t1_iye8r17 wrote
I made the map, I love Springfield.
Satire is a good thing, half truth half joke.
Punnchy OP t1_iya8qsy wrote
This could probably use an update.