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hardisonthefloor OP t1_jd62kk7 wrote

Reply to comment by sourdoughbreadlover in I don’t even live in Springfield anymore, but I’ve heard some rumors about what’s going on down there… by hardisonthefloor

For real, if god is just handing out fingers and toes I’m gonna stop wasting time being careful while cooking or doing woodwork.

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sourdoughbreadlover t1_jd6330h wrote

I still have all ten. Just want another middle finger or to replace one. Not sure yet.

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_ism_ t1_jd7jzyr wrote

You'll have to get rid of one if you want another middle finger. Otherwise you'd have one middle finger and one extra other finger but both of them would be sharing the position of the middle. If you flipped people off with them both they wouldn't understand.

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