Ya know, I really like Tom, and Pats are one of my least favorite teams. Dude had a career long enough to play against certain people, then play their kids. And when he left his original team, he still won the Superbowl. Sure, he was lukewarm last football season, but you could tell his heart wasn't in it.

But my favorite thing about him? How he riles people up with irrational rage just because he exists. Like in this comment section! I get a hard on just watching people froth at the mouth because TB fucked their team so bad. And I say this as a Chiefs Fan. Fucking love Mahomes. But until he gets some more rings, Tom is the GOAT.