eatenbyalion t1_irthvio wrote
Reply to comment by Careless_Bat2543 in Meeting your daily step goal really does work to prevent important illnesses. Taking more than 8,200 steps a day – the equivalent of walking around four miles – was found to protect against the likes of obesity, sleep apnoea, high blood pressure and major depressive disorder by Wagamaga
Your cells slowly die off, leading to complete extinction of life within 70-80 years on average.
ProgrammedStupidity t1_iruw2sj wrote
You become an undifferentiated blob of quivering flesh.
Dan__Torrance t1_irv49ms wrote
In the central park or NYC?
ProgrammedStupidity t1_irvc75n wrote
Not central park. There's an abandoned subway station in NYC where they put all the undifferentiated quivering blobs of human flesh that used to be humans until they got a very specific amount of steps in a certain time period.
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