lunar_unit t1_jec8mh1 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:20 PM

What even is a 'processed burger'? In my day, we just cut a slab off a four legged mammal, threw it on a bun, and were happy that we had a meal that didn't involve ground up bugs on top of stale noodles cooked in puddle water.

RVADoberman t1_jecf9hv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:09 AM

In my day, we hyphenated compound words like “four-legged”, but you whippersnappers wouldn’t understand the kind of grammatical discipline it took to defeat the Kaiser.

Asterion7 t1_jecln1r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:56 AM

I guffawed.

RVADoberman t1_jecsvd4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:52 AM

God bless you.

ProtoDonCheadle t1_jec9qwl wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:28 PM

My understanding is that they are things like fast food burgers and the crap that comes in cases at Walmart (Billy burger or whatever it is)