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poodog13 t1_jdrgm8j wrote

Ummm…just buy some veggies and use a knife

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PoorPauly t1_jdttptg wrote

If you buy pre cut up veggies and pay extra, you are a total sucker.

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Jester_Devilos12 t1_jdwd7n2 wrote

Or you just value your time more than those couple dollars that are no big deal.

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ElJamoquio t1_jdr56fa wrote

I'm about to turn 46 years old, have a PhD, and I never heard of the word 'crudite' until last year.

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j428h t1_jdr8fuu wrote

What were you dipping in salsa for all these years?

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ElJamoquio t1_jdre9al wrote

Hey, buddy, get your story straight - it was GUAC, not salsa. Salsa's too cheap for him to complain about even when he's pretending he's not a billionaire from his scams.

And I dip chips in my salsa, and put guac on my nachos. Actually put salsa on my nachos too.

Now I want nachos.

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orangevega OP t1_jdrz4f2 wrote

if you watch the video again he actually says he needs:

broccoli carrots asparagus guacamole salsa (and the intention to get the prerequisite tequila)

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ElJamoquio t1_jdtcqrp wrote

I sit corrected! Sorry, but I'm in my recliner, not standing.

My apologies for the mistake / omission.

...but i'm not going to watch that video again. :)

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Slight-Ad-3306 t1_jdrx6l0 wrote

I likely don’t have your vocabulary but I am family champ in scrabble and last year was the first I heard that word.

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BigDumbIdiot43 t1_jdrl0c3 wrote

Don't forget the tequila!

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Hank_the_Beef t1_jdrqhbd wrote

Mmm salsa and tequila and broccoli! My favorite Crudités!!

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orangevega OP t1_jdrzl5c wrote

i can barely afford the broccoli, asparagus and carrots for salsa dippin

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ElJamoquio t1_jdr5jk7 wrote

Dude said 'Wegners'... and he's putting pre-made guac on his veggie tray.

heathen.

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orangevega OP t1_jdryo0o wrote

I never get sick of thinking about how fucked up this rich asshole's understanding of how actual humans live and eat sunk his campaign.

salsa for dipping broccoli is so expensive- and thats before you get the tequila

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FakeGhostMan t1_jdrdpr3 wrote

This was because I mentioned ceviche earlier in the week, right?

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orangevega OP t1_jdrz96u wrote

lol 100％ yes. my fucked up brain cant stop thinking about the crudités video because of your ceviche post

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greentea1985 t1_jdrxqjj wrote

If she wants to make it from scratch, I’d probably go to Fresh Thyme. They always have a good selection of veggies. If she is ok with a pre-made veggie tray, most of the grocery stores around here are fine. Just look for veggie trays since almost no one calls it crudités unless they are at a fancy restaurant.

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KillYourFace5000 t1_jdsr92w wrote

Basically nowhere unless you spend like a million dollars. Something that weighs heavily on the minds of Pennsylvanians everywhere.

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