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[deleted] t1_j6egsel wrote
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OrangeHexagon237 t1_j6egukg wrote
The fart that broke the barrier of sound.
[deleted] t1_j6egydu wrote
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ShymonMusic t1_j6eh28g wrote
Taco bell drama
Iwannasexdiofrfrogog OP t1_j6eiht2 wrote
Wan_Haole_Faka t1_j6eir75 wrote
That's why we stopped eating chalupas in our home.
Zedowel t1_j6ejc8n wrote
Lo siento Taco Bell
Heres_your_sign t1_j6ejku3 wrote
No scorch marks, the bowl froze.
Psy__Ops t1_j6ekkzu wrote
That had to be at least a three flusher
1320Fastback t1_j6ekzgi wrote
M80 was here
soothingmeadow t1_j6enhqt wrote
This world is disgusting. . . At least put the toilet seat down
PresentationNice7043 t1_j6eobit wrote
Dude. What did you eat?
S0LO_Bot t1_j6eop43 wrote
The nuclear poop
MysteriousSwitch232 t1_j6eoq44 wrote
Tell me you’ve just eaten Taco Bell without telling me you’ve just eaten Taco Bell.
TheeJesterr t1_j6eth7u wrote
Am I weird for wanting to still pee on it?
FlooteBiene123 t1_j6evzqu wrote
That must have been a hell of a shit
vr0202 t1_j6exu76 wrote
The space saver toilet for New York studio apartments.
Mr_A_Jackass t1_j6exywj wrote
After a night of drinking and white castles.
chandz t1_j6f6412 wrote
Actually someone at my school stole a lump of sodium, oil cloth wrapped from chem stores. Was being looked for so he threw it down the toilet. Luckily it took a while for it to unwrap and he wasn't there when it blew the toilet apart.
xElectricHeadx t1_j6f758e wrote
Taco hell
pushpaw_pupshaw t1_j6f9erv wrote
Taco Truck Tuesday strikes again.
LostLazarus t1_j6fclvg wrote
Did your mom sit on it?
Standard_Fail_9308 t1_j6fjvkm wrote
+P in the breech
Standard_Camel t1_j6fprgh wrote
Who ate Taco Bell?
hatsuseno t1_j6fqalc wrote
Sodium is quite reactive, but not explosively so unless the entire reaction happens in a sealed container, not oil cloth. I call BS.
hatsuseno t1_j6fqcox wrote
Finally, a target worthy of our craft!
evilspeaks t1_j6fr0f2 wrote
I just saw a post about a serial toilet clogger getting sentenced.
smallproton t1_j6fr0qp wrote
Beans?
AggravatingOne3960 t1_j6ft468 wrote
Taco Bell?
SteveMcQwark t1_j6fubm0 wrote
AmericanoWsugar t1_j6fuum8 wrote
hatsuseno t1_j6fwnx6 wrote
Yeah, looks really impressive, but a pound is not a lump. Add to that that in order to create a shock wave sufficiently strong to shatter porcelain outright in an open bowl you need something that really detonates, not the deflagration of hydrogen in an oxygen atmosphere. And no, putting the lid down doesn't change this sufficiently to matter.
SteveMcQwark t1_j6fwxrf wrote
You can absolutely blow up a toilet with sodium (videos of this exact thing exist on the internet). But yeah, if it's just a small piece, it probably won't happen.
WestCoastThing t1_j6g2a7r wrote
"Every spring the toilets explode." Dean Wormer.
pool-poker-scrabble t1_j6g3b04 wrote
Dude blew up the bathroom
i_iz_human t1_j6g3bvf wrote
Atomic fart
timpdx t1_j6g3ddu wrote
M60 will do that, waterproof fuse, flush and…
I might or might not know from experience in my college days.
Darkbluejeanjacket t1_j6g7a54 wrote
”who does number 2 work for?”
Redriley89 t1_j6gae66 wrote
Lego bricks breaking sound effect
croninr22 t1_j6gax9t wrote
Accuracy is key here
gabriel5519 t1_j6gdny1 wrote
100% a firecracker
oleskool7 t1_j6gfjbd wrote
90 pounds of air in the line will do this for sure
dIbodIb t1_j6gge4h wrote
Blow my toilet to pieces, this is my last resort
tingulz t1_j6ghbe1 wrote
Holy shit!!!!
bw57570 t1_j6ghty2 wrote
Sorry about that. I'm not supposed.to have dairy, but I love cheese.
iron_ferret22 t1_j6gkgnn wrote
“AAAH, my ass”
Specialist_Peach4294 t1_j6glyib wrote
(Slowly puts Chalupa down)
wren337 t1_j6gmibk wrote
taco tuesday?
smudgetimeusa t1_j6gmiw8 wrote
Taco Bell strikes again
AcctJustSoICanBitch t1_j6gnz5n wrote
That's the last time I have Taco Bell.
Bear_Hoonden t1_j6gp121 wrote
Explosive diarrhea
tedfundy t1_j6grls3 wrote
I did this once drunk. Fell into it. Roommate found me passed out in a bunch of toilet water. Good times.
GunsupRR t1_j6gsnfb wrote
Taco Tuesday was a hit.
DarthLysergis t1_j6gtqwi wrote
An odd nightmare situation would be sitting on a toilet that may be cracked or something and you fall as it crumbles. I remembered hearing a story once about someone it happened to and as they fell the porcelain sliced arteries in their legs. As I recall there was a picture of the stall aftermath to go with it but I cannot find it.
IdealistRabbit t1_j6gy9m9 wrote
Welp, looks like someone ate way too much spicy food.
chandz t1_j6h94tx wrote
From what I remember it was the school master store so could have been a large lump, plus we also had other -iums so could bave been lithium. It was 30 years ago FFS. But i do remember the toilet was blown apart.
londons_explorer t1_j6h9nb2 wrote
Didn't even put the seat down
Substantial_Act3036 t1_j6hl6mq wrote
Taco Tuesday?
ZombieShabby t1_j6hnpak wrote
Now that's a crotch rocket.
cityandcolour5 t1_j6hpe7q wrote
no shit
thewaffle666 t1_j6hpvfi wrote
What did you eat?
encouragingcalamity t1_j6htdsg wrote
IAmBluePaw t1_j6hwp7m wrote
Good thing the Serial Toilet Clogger was sentenced.
CareerMicDrop t1_j6i65at wrote
I ate chipotle. Not my fault
Szaborovich9 t1_j6ifloc wrote
Taco Tuesday?
Dave_Martinez t1_j6ij3vg wrote
That is why you should never drink rocket fuel...
OleMagnolia t1_j6iunx4 wrote
They truly blew it up, eh?
Bigger-mama93 t1_j6izsrf wrote
And they still left the lid up
TheMontrealKid t1_j6j4hqv wrote
Somebody should make a Taco Bell joke. That would be funny and original.
Sariscos t1_j6k7h4e wrote
You pay extra in NYC for that
35Lcrowww t1_j6egmsc wrote
It could still work for a small few