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30mil t1_j1mi08v wrote

And Jesus said unto them, "I need num nums for my feelies," and they were like, "Why don't you just make a bunch of fish appear?" and Jesus was like, "I'm not some dancing monkey. I decide when to make fish -- ME. I am the truth and the light, bros."

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poupou221 t1_j1no66b wrote

If I recall, he was able to multiply the fish but needed one fish to get started. If only that stupid fig tree had given him ONE STUPID FIG he could have multiplied it but NO it just stands there doing nothing besides photosynthesizing the sun rays with not a single fig in view. Lazy bastard fig tree I curse thou!

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