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Supremetacoleader t1_j2a37oa wrote

Dude's like "don't mind me while you beat our kid, I'm busy with my birb"

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wrextnight t1_j2a5tg6 wrote

Woman attempting to maintaining a monopoly on love, circa 360 BCE.

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Safkhet t1_j2a69ln wrote

To paraphrase Thomas Moore...

> She said, “My infant, if so much

> Thou feel the little slipper’s touch,

> How must the heart, ah, Eros! be,

> The hapless heart that’s stung by thee!”

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JulPollitt t1_j2a6bcc wrote

isnt it weird how much your dick stings when abuelita smacks it with a chancleta. Amirite??

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voodoohotdog t1_j2aa6mi wrote

THE CHANCLA OF THE GODS!

You'll know you've been smacked good.

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311heaven t1_j2ahr02 wrote

Dammmn, La Chancla pre dates Christ!

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tomassino t1_j2alrpq wrote

The immemorial terror of the chancla.

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MathPower t1_j2aoh7a wrote

I can't find a good source if this is real or not. Someone else?

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broadsharp2 t1_j2ap8bk wrote

Now I know where my mother learned it from.

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ByronIrony t1_j2aqejk wrote

Eros for the last time put your fucking cock away !

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AdmiralFelson t1_j2axz5y wrote

What did Eros do here to deserve such a beating?

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UB_edumikated t1_j2az2sk wrote

When parents could be parents... And not state vilified caretakers.

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orion_re t1_j2azqmb wrote

Huh, didn't know she was mexican!

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ccblr06 t1_j2azrrv wrote

Beat his muthafuckin asss

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MistressErinPaid t1_j2b1bgh wrote

You ever cared for divine kids? You can't tell'em shit! They're all "yOu CaN't TeLl Me WhAt To Do! I'm A gOd!"

I see you, sis! Beat that boy's ass with your shoe! That's a time-honored tradition.

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Phiction2 t1_j2b3m7g wrote

He must have looked at her wrong. Their are stories of her making a smoking hole in the ground of you for giving her any lip. She don’t play.

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FreddiePeterson t1_j2b42f3 wrote

Anybody got them mothers that would hit you with a shoe? My mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe.

"Why did you eat that ice cream off the floor?"

"I didn't, I just..."

🔫🔫👡 "Aaaaagh!!"

🤠😙🎵🎵🎵

  • Eddie Murphy, Delirious
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flying_cofin t1_j2b7cow wrote

Whooping ass by moms transcends time and space! 😅

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ktigaris t1_j2b90ue wrote

Children being disciplined by mom since the beginning of time

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Double-Presence-2910 t1_j2b9l05 wrote

Bro, us kiwis, samoans, maoris and tongans know that this the strongest weapon in the world wielded by our mothers. But it's a jandal for us not a slipper 😅

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420fmx t1_j2batsb wrote

Good to know women have been physically hitting children since the dawn of time to keep them in line , the archetype of domestic violence ✅

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xGenocidest t1_j2bb4fq wrote

New weapon in the next God of War. Aphrodite's Chankla.

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gregyo t1_j2bc5t5 wrote

Celebrities really are just like us!

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tocamix90 t1_j2bccuz wrote

Even the gods participated in casual child abuse.

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emirsolinno t1_j2bd87m wrote

“What did I tell you about spying on people young man?!”

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legochemgrad t1_j2bg1h1 wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#1,196,621)

Tons of studies have shown that physical punishment is detrimental to childhood development and typically leaves mental scars. If you’ve ever had anger issues it’s likely caused by the fact that you saw your parents use that on you.

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AlbRod t1_j2biax0 wrote

My I’m from Puerto Rico, my moms is dominican and this give me Ptsd

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Ken-Wing-Jitsu t1_j2bk8sg wrote

I call BS. How do you beat a child that has wings?

Unrealistic imo. He would just fly away.

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Strangelet1 t1_j2blnph wrote

He messed up so bad, she ripped her leg off to get that shoe

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Sparkcaller t1_j2bq0p9 wrote

Replying to Just_Looking_Busy (#1,191,445)

The true divine weapon

if Cronos had a mom with a slipper, all of Greek Mythology might have turned a lot saner

Hell, if Zeus had a mom with a slipper, there wouldn't be monsters in Greek Mythology because Zeus will keep it in his pants in fear of the slipper

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pm_your_perky_bits t1_j2btpkv wrote

Replying to legochemgrad (#1,203,826)

Studies performed, especially in social sciences, have always heavily leaned towards the biases of the person/s conducting the study. Everyone has their own perspectives. I, as well as many others throughout history, just happen to disagree with yours.

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Zombebe t1_j2bu0cu wrote

"I will send you to Jezeus" /stevenhe

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MTN_Dewit t1_j2bwwup wrote

Her beating is light compared to what Kratos will do

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BisquickNinja t1_j2bx7uw wrote

Hephaestus: A fearful blessing to future children... Beware of the Weapon Chancla of the Gods! It is fearful and mighty!

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IMovedYourCheese t1_j2bxfxl wrote

Doesn’t matter which country, culture, time period you are in. Mothers smacking their kids with footwear is a universal experience.

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elparque t1_j2bybkv wrote

Aphrodite is a Mexican, TIL

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legochemgrad t1_j2byjno wrote

Replying to pm_your_perky_bits (#1,207,328)

I mean are you actually happy with being beat or are you just justifying it because you love you parents? If you dig down, I think you’d realize that beating kids only makes them into angry adults. Do you have as much emotional reserves as you want or treat people as well as you wish you were treated? Can you honestly be there for someone without flying into a rage on their behalf?

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pm_your_perky_bits t1_j2c01rn wrote

Replying to legochemgrad (#1,208,606)

Considering that I'm a grown man, I have the hindsight to understand that I have never been beaten by my parents, who are long dead.

Did I experience physical discipline as a child? Absolutely. I learned incredibly valuable lessons that I will never forget.

The world at large has caused much more irreparable damage to me, primarily due to my resistance of my parents attempts to teach me how to conduct myself in a proper manner in a cruel, unforgiving society.

I regret nothing other than taking so long to accept discipline and instructions from two parents who wished nothing more than for me to excel in this harsh environment. I miss them dearly.

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Dwestmor1007 t1_j2c032j wrote

The flip flop. A deadly weapon of moms everywhere for thousands of years.

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legochemgrad t1_j2c19wk wrote

Replying to pm_your_perky_bits (#1,209,066)

I’m also a grown man that went through years of therapy to be in the place I want to be. Do I understand what my parents were trying to do? Yes. Did it actually help me get anywhere faster? No.

Life pushed me and then my own work on self improvement got me there. And that self improvement doesn’t depend on getting abused. You’re clinging to old ways and bad parenting. Good parents can teach without pain. Good parents have their own trauma under control.

I’m sorry that your parents are dead and that you’re grieving them but grief doesn’t mean that they were right.

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tucci007 t1_j2c1zxh wrote

who is the guy flipping her the bird?

she is undeterred

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pm_your_perky_bits t1_j2c4kz4 wrote

Replying to legochemgrad (#1,209,409)

I am going to respectfully to disagree with you. I am happy for you that you were able to find a way to make breakthroughs that got you out of whatever abuse you may have endured that brought you to where you are now. Not everyone is willing, or able, to get there. I can't, nor would it be prudent or reasonable, for me to imagine how difficult that must have been.

I appreciate your condolences regarding my parents. However, I never, and still don't, feel like I was abused. Were they perfect? Of course not, and I would be remiss to assume that anyone is capable of it. Therefore, I can not, nor will I, accept any claims of bad parenting. You piss with the cock you've got.

Regardless, I very much enjoyed our interactions this evening. Thanks for the insight.

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Holdem88 t1_j2c9p7p wrote

Fear “ La Chancla “ always..No more mommy.

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R4gn4_r0k t1_j2capst wrote

Never knew Aphrodite was Mexican.

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Medit8or t1_j2cb011 wrote

Eros, that little shit. Always getting humans into trouble

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STGItsMe t1_j2ckbir wrote

Chancla game strong in Ancient Greece.

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david4069 t1_j2clulp wrote

First documented Erotic spanking?

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Artistic_Sorbet7746 t1_j2corsw wrote

Classic Greek mother, anything within reach was always fair game to be used as an ass whoopin device lol. I should know lol. Once I told my mother that I was going to call CPS and she looked me dead in the eyes and said “go ahead and see if you can make it to the phone” LOL

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iamcorrupt t1_j2cp5jx wrote

Mama's chankla the oldest form of child abuse.....well one of the oldest.

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mayudhon t1_j2d24rq wrote

Asians and Latins: I took it seriously

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rigsta t1_j2deojx wrote

Pictured: The least fucked-up thing the Greek Pantheon ever did.

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tommytraddles t1_j2dkeyr wrote

Replying to MathPower (#1,196,858)

Yes, it's a real Athenian hydria and can be seen at the Eberhard-Karls University of Tübingen (Arch. Inst., E114. BAPD 2724).

It is attributed to the manner of the Meidias painter, and dates to ca. 420–410 BCE.

The image of Aphrodite threatening her child with a sandal became common in later art, including Roman.

There's a good article on the subject of corporal punishment with sandals in ancient Athens available at: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41599-020-00558-z

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NeilG_93 t1_j2dkgfb wrote

My dad had deadly aim with that. My mom was more of a barehand/ruler person.

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bewarethetreebadger t1_j2do7rc wrote

Reminds me of “I used to think what is wrong with that woman? But now that I’m a parent I think, what did that shitty kid do to that poor woman?!”

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tei187 t1_j2dopug wrote

And where were the social services again?

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Dredre2 t1_j2dqyh4 wrote

Reminds me of my childhood and the chancla 🩴

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AKS-04 t1_j2duqj7 wrote

Every Indian Mom ! 🫣

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abudine77 t1_j2dz4tx wrote

And look what happened to that folks

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Pival81 t1_j2e1a8k wrote

Replying to MoreCanadianBacon (#1,205,019)

Considering that Taranto is a city in the Apulia region of Italy, and is part of Magna Graecia, which is a region of Southern Italy that used to (and still does today) have a big cultural impact by Ancient Greece, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that no, it's not spelt Toronto.

You're probably just joking, but I felt I had to say something, being that I'm from around there.

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omardacatapilla t1_j2e5fmj wrote

Shahataaaaaa!!!! As my Arabic father would say as he was finding a slipper to whoop me with

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