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baronvonbee t1_itbgdi0 wrote

One time when I was a kid I ripped a small hole in my pants while I was at my grandmother's house. I was afraid of being punished so I decided to try to sew the hole. I found one of these sewing kits in her living room but when I opened it up I found that the batty old broad had filled it with little cookies. I got whooped pretty bad for tearing my clothes. Cookies were decent.

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