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oyismyboy t1_jdt354x wrote

LOVE that roll holder! Where did you get it?

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Graphitetshirt t1_jdt941q wrote

#THIS IS A SCAM, DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINKS IN THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO STOLEN. THEY PROBABLY SELL THIS  ON ETSY IF YOU REALLY WANT IT

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RingsTheRover OP t1_jdt7wkr wrote

Awe man I could have got a bigger one if I didn't order it off amazon lol

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dremily1 t1_jdtpves wrote

FWIW if you google "Your butt napkins my lord” there are at least 30 different animals with similar types of plaques. For myself I chose the otter, and it goes without saying that this is great.

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RingsTheRover OP t1_jdtqec0 wrote

Oh my goodness this is amazing. We should have a bathroom with a whole collection of them 😂

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dremily1 t1_jdtqkuy wrote

Considering your octopus toilet paper holder which is amazing in and of itself, your bathroom is complete.

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RingsTheRover OP t1_jdtqpmt wrote

You right

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hpstrprgmr t1_jdut9p6 wrote

they also have "my lady" instead of "my lord"

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dremily1 t1_jdv9e2f wrote

With the 3 otters, I got it for the upstairs BR. :-)

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdta6pq wrote

Cool but….once you go bidet you will never go back gif

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BaseMelodicls t1_jdte867 wrote

I have a same poster

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jpiro t1_jdthhdu wrote

Where did you get it? I must have one.

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TXBrownSnake t1_jdth897 wrote

Bidet + Charmin Ultra Strong + Dude Wipes = God Tier IBS damage control

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtldiu wrote

Why would you use all those products together???

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JonesBBQafm t1_jdtor9p wrote

Dude wipes was overkill, but I guess that you'll still want toilet paper after pressure washing your asshole. Clean but damp isn't really cool.

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtpmbi wrote

Lol cool I’m guessing your opinion is from experience of using a bidet.

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JonesBBQafm t1_jdtpzxn wrote

Yeah, the first time I tried it at a friend's house, I disliked sitting on the sofa with a damp ass lol.

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtqoff wrote

Then something went wrong…I dislike putting paper with my hand up my ass and smearing shit over my anus lol…but to each their own

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JonesBBQafm t1_jdtqy3h wrote

Definitely, lol. I only use toilet paper to dry everything up after. And I say the same think to everyone who's unsure about buying a bidet; If you have shit on your hands, do you wash your hands, or do you simply wipe it off with toilet paper?

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdts0oh wrote

I don’t understand the shit on your hands thing…I make no hand contact with my butt…but I’m glad we talked about how we clean our ass….you do you and I will do the same.

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JonesBBQafm t1_jdtsfq4 wrote

Lmao, that's to convince them to use a bidet. When you think about it, it's kinda nasty how most people simply wipe their ass with toilet paper. Nobody would dare to simply wipe off shit from any other of their body parts, but they do it with their ass. That's kinda strange and gross.

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtu0vf wrote

finally in 1857, a New Yorker named Joseph Gayetty introduced and first patented toilet paper.

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bulboustadpole t1_jdtyyng wrote

>Dude Wipes

Who the fuck is so insecure in their own masculinity that they need MANLY DUDE wipes?

Holy shit haha.

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dankdooker t1_jdvohuq wrote

bidets are over rated and just get poo water everywhere.

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TXBrownSnake t1_jdth5fc wrote

Jules Verne lookin ass H.P. Lovecraft lookin ass boy. Bioshock lookin ass boy finna get on your shit boy lol jk

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FooBarU2 t1_jdtp6bw wrote

wow.. never heard "butt napkins" b4 & i am old..

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Chronic2020 t1_jdv8j1x wrote

Shit tickets 🎟, anyone? Come get your shit tickets!

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gluon318 t1_jdtlxyv wrote

I have the same picture, except mine is a raccoon

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Dudephish t1_jduz57b wrote

Your butt's got a kraken it!

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BatmanhasClass t1_jdw5jir wrote

My wife just got this but it's a skeleton holding it lol

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Gaymer043 t1_jdtd3w0 wrote

My aunt has one with cats

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Greyh4m t1_jdu6m62 wrote

That's Bruce.

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37Schmeckles t1_jdxhjmb wrote

One day, you should hide in the heating duct next to the toilet, then slither a tentacle out to gently brush against the pooers leg

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RingsTheRover OP t1_jdxota1 wrote

I suppose I could at least get a toy octopus or something and put it in the vent so the tentacles are sticking out...

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RingsTheRover OP t1_jdxpe7i wrote

Haha, thanks for the award kind stranger!!!

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CJDownUnder t1_jdyihgz wrote

Well you could paint that metal grill with a metal paint like Hammerite or such.

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TheLAriver t1_je062wt wrote

Do you have a mustache tattoo on your finger?

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