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Boring-Rub-3570 t1_ja7giud wrote

Is coronary bypass surgery included in the bill?

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Klaeni t1_ja7j809 wrote

Haha! Came here to ask just that.

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t53ix35 t1_ja91aw5 wrote

I am more worried about his bowels than his heart in the short term.

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stu54 t1_ja7pmfq wrote

Looks awful. I'll have it with 4 cups of rice.

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thansal t1_ja8a696 wrote

Yah, the entire "We replaced your bread with protein!" thing just doesn't work for me. But all of that over a fuck tonne of rice? I'm game.

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mrcssee t1_jab4wq4 wrote

Yeah, simply put this on a plate and it can be dishes

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UsedZealand t1_ja7g671 wrote

Is that pork belly for buns...?

Because that is awesome

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JustAlice_Mai t1_ja7hivl wrote

Essentially yeah, lechon is made out of pork belly

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YeaISeddit t1_ja7ibso wrote

Lechon just means suckling pig, no? Have I been using this word wrong my entire life?

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JustAlice_Mai t1_ja7ihu7 wrote

Oh yeah...was thinking of the Filipino version which usually is associated with the belly to me

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YeaISeddit t1_ja7imu5 wrote

I grew up a gringo in Miami. Virtually all pork products are called lechon here, including the entire Christmas pig roast. We would call that crispy skin chicharrón.

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TheRepublicAct t1_ja7pez4 wrote

Technically right if you are referring to Lechon Kawali, which is basically Deep Fried Pork Belly.

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Geruvah t1_ja8d30e wrote

Filipino is the whole pig roast.

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FeedThatCat t1_ja86epc wrote

I know suckling pig to be Baboy in Tagalog. Thought Lechon just meant roasted, with Lechon Baboy being the whole roasted suckling pig for occasions and events. I could be wrong.

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UsedZealand t1_ja7ihgl wrote

Looks amazing, definitely going to have a go at something like this. Might tone down the filling a bit to something a bit less rich, but hey that's just me.

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Doggleganger t1_ja9jm55 wrote

Yes, it looks like crispy pork belly. It looks delicious. I would eat this in a heartbeat. (Maybe my last heartbeat.)

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CeeArthur t1_ja7m0om wrote

I just got chest pains looking at this

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Doggleganger t1_ja9jpsv wrote

You can order the diet version, with just one burger patty.

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herberstank t1_ja7hfg9 wrote

Holy heart attack that looks good

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aztech101 t1_ja7qbey wrote

I feel like they should be called something besides "burger" when you can no longer fit it in your mouth.

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Armatur1 t1_ja877ru wrote

classic uneatable "food porn"

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cnsnntsnly t1_ja7pso8 wrote

This looks great but is probably inedible.

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Tenalp t1_ja8urhi wrote

More like LeChonk Burger.

I'll see myself out.

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JustAlice_Mai t1_ja7hhs5 wrote

Sounds like a fatty crispy burger to me

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syntaxterror69 t1_ja9q47y wrote

Sitting here all alone during my lunch break when I scrolled up to this monstrosity and literally said out loud: "goddamn"

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gonzo5622 t1_jaaojfp wrote

Same! I’m crying now… I just want it so bad! 😩

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Murderyoga t1_ja7r0ur wrote

I need video proof you can actually take a decent bite out of that.

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Spartan2470 t1_ja7seq6 wrote

The source of this image is Mate Burger on FB. Per there:

> September 22, 2021

> The LECHON BURGER is back!

> Like an eclipse, some say you shouldn't look directly at it but blink and you may miss out!

> Limited numbers daily for in-store orders at Bella Vista and Mt Druitt this week!

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BlueBlooper t1_ja7ufer wrote

Delicious but maybe too salty

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Cestode27 t1_ja7wqiy wrote

I'd need to eat that with a knife and fork. No way you can take bite out of that from top to bottom.

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SnooPickles7369 t1_ja8e7gi wrote

Stunt food, this looks impossible to eat 🙄

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petroleumnasby t1_ja7iykj wrote

Is that what Hauser was nomnomming at SAG? I get it.

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PlayedUOonBaja t1_ja7x4jf wrote

I've finally found my line. I might just survive to see retirement afterall.

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Captcha_Imagination t1_ja7y0rj wrote

I have no problem with excessive foods sometimes but I don't think this would be better than bread. The lechon would overpower the burger completely.

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Ill-Ad3311 t1_ja7ywga wrote

I’d risk early death for that

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Leather-College2557 t1_ja83ng2 wrote

😨😨 That doesn't look healthy, but dang that must've been a killer (hopefully not literally under the right precaution)

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Geek55 t1_ja85fj0 wrote

Looks awful

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Go1gotha t1_ja86byt wrote

I think my cardiologist just had a sympathetic heart attack from me looking at that.

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crazonline t1_ja86f88 wrote

El Diablo heart attack

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sagarassk t1_ja870qe wrote

That looks fucking delicious. Totally worth the potential heart attack.

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Denaljo13 t1_ja89td7 wrote

How to ruin good bacon!

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factoid_ t1_ja8avdk wrote

Not down with the porkbelly "bun". A sandwich needs bread.

Break thsi bad boy in half, put a bun on each and then enjoy.

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Taddles2020 t1_ja8by9s wrote

The Krusty Burger "the Clogger" burger irl.

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CanadianStrangeTamer t1_ja8iik1 wrote

I’d blow tf out of my toilet bowl after eating this.

Would be so worth it though.

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Osiris32 t1_ja8jxf5 wrote

No onions, please. Large Coke and fries.

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BjornBeetleBorg t1_ja8qr4z wrote

I wouldn't mind a lechon blt type thing. lechon lettuce and tomato on some toast.

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Roidy t1_ja8r1yg wrote

Well, that's why they make simvastatin.

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typhoidtimmy t1_ja8ra02 wrote

One of those burgers you would hide in your room eating with the shades down.

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Thatdewd57 t1_ja8utxi wrote

Ahh yes the path to a faster heart attack!

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1337duck t1_ja8v5yz wrote

You may eat this 1x in your life time.

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Photon_Pharmer t1_ja8vapm wrote

This immediately makes me think of Universal healthcare.

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Photon_Pharmer t1_ja8vdj0 wrote

This immediately makes me think of Universal Healthcare.

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HyperComa t1_ja91x3k wrote

I need this in my mouth STAT.

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amitrion t1_ja967pb wrote

I would love a single bite, tbh... but that's probably it

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phileo t1_ja9adxb wrote

This thing has more calories than there are stars in the universe

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oldbulldog22 t1_ja9nxsz wrote

No longer measured in A1C, it's now A1G.

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qqtan36 t1_ja9pryb wrote

I broke a tooth looking at this

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alpacasb4llamas t1_ja9qcht wrote

There's enough fat in this to deep fry the next pig

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kcjnz t1_ja9qvac wrote

This picture just caused multiple heart attacks...

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HotTamaleOllie t1_ja9sw03 wrote

How does one’s jaw open wide enough to attempt a bite?

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kurwwazzz t1_ja9tdj3 wrote

Yum cholestérol it is hearth braking

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librician t1_ja9zyfg wrote

Jesus have mercy

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B00dle t1_jaac4vh wrote

I can feel the fear.. in my arteries.

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hatsuseno t1_jaae9xf wrote

That'll be 79.50, please.

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carguy1961 t1_jaagqg9 wrote

I hope you have a good cardiologist on call...

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Ruenin t1_jaaijo4 wrote

"What would YOU do for a deathburger?"

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Mod_Accountability t1_jaalcwc wrote

Its nickname is the "snake burger" because you have to unhinge your jaw to eat it.

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Disma t1_jaapaht wrote

That's disgusting and somehow even worse than the donut burgers

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raazurin t1_jabkihn wrote

That looks disgusting. Where do I get one?

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JA_LT99 t1_ja7la67 wrote

That much pork belly is definitely not to my taste, even if it does look really well roasted.

The real crime is all that dang American cheese. I agree it's usually the best cheese for burgers, but maybe it takes more than it gives here.

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TheRepublicAct t1_ja7plip wrote

I'm less worried about the coronary bypass, and more worried about wrecking my teeth when the Lechon cools and the skin becomes as tough as leather.

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MiffyCurtains t1_ja7uo5m wrote

I would happily eat two of those. With fries. Big glass of Coke. A toilet nearby.

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X0AN t1_ja9xxa7 wrote

That's not what lechon means 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

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gil_bil_79 t1_jaa76sw wrote

Cracklin' for a bun. Zero trans fats.

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Olive_Magnet t1_ja8rxqz wrote

Lechon is actually the whole roasted pig

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TunaOnWytNoCrust t1_jaamerk wrote

The thing about pork belly and bacon is that if you get enough of it all at once it just tastes like really shitty ham. Also because of the sheer amount of fat the texture is disgusting. This is way way worse for your health than its flavor makes up for.

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