sezel4 t1_ispf55l wrote on October 17, 2022 at 6:43 PM

Murder birb

zordabo t1_isr3quy wrote on October 18, 2022 at 2:02 AM

It's already a murder bird. Razor sharp talons, they run up and rip your guts out.

sezel4 t1_isrtd1f wrote on October 18, 2022 at 6:09 AM

Oh yeah, I know them well. They are so beautiful!

zordabo t1_iswm5e3 wrote on October 19, 2022 at 6:10 AM

Lowest frequency call of any bird, it's a sub woofer that likes entrails.

sezel4 t1_iswo3ze wrote on October 19, 2022 at 6:36 AM

They also love berries!

[deleted] t1_isrqj3m wrote on October 18, 2022 at 5:33 AM

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HanaLuLu t1_isqo6y4 wrote on October 17, 2022 at 11:59 PM

Literally my immediate reaction was to say, actually aloud, "That is a Cassowary, stay the frick away!!" while noting the eggs are helpfully bright green so you can spot and then avoid them from a distance

Wey-Yu t1_ispo6z0 wrote on October 17, 2022 at 7:42 PM

Well that's nice another English term to remember

idobrowsemuch t1_issaqrc wrote on October 18, 2022 at 10:20 AM

Here's another. Defenestrate

ThresherGDI t1_ispsfmm wrote on October 17, 2022 at 8:09 PM

I triple-dog-dare someone to take an egg.

zip_zam_zoo t1_isqxydt wrote on October 18, 2022 at 1:17 AM

I laughed to hard at this lol

wju2004 t1_isscjx1 wrote on October 18, 2022 at 10:43 AM

I'll take my chances with the frozen flag pole.

AwfulAltIsAwful t1_isp1t1o wrote on October 17, 2022 at 5:15 PM

But I really need that wallet man.

DragonLordofErie t1_isqd70t wrote on October 17, 2022 at 10:32 PM

I feel like these would be great against enemy insurgents just raise up a bunch of them and give him a bunch of steroids and other drugs and just parachute them in I mean really what could be more surprising than 50 murderous cassowaries.

Integratedgrapes t1_isru0u5 wrote on October 18, 2022 at 6:18 AM

I'm not sure if that's a war crime, but I feel like it should be.

vobre t1_issaq8x wrote on October 18, 2022 at 10:20 AM

You play Rimworld, don’t you?

DragonLordofErie t1_issb1ky wrote on October 18, 2022 at 10:24 AM

No but it looks interesting.

vobre t1_issc5uq wrote on October 18, 2022 at 10:38 AM

You could literally do in game exactly what you described.

DragonLordofErie t1_issuyj5 wrote on October 18, 2022 at 1:37 PM

Very interesting and hilarious.

immpro t1_isq06bk wrote on October 17, 2022 at 9:00 PM

Uh oh..I think that bird is going to tell us about Bitcoin!

BandicootPlastic5444 t1_isrbo40 wrote on October 18, 2022 at 3:07 AM

Yeah- ballsy photo.

MotherRaven t1_isrhifh wrote on October 18, 2022 at 3:56 AM

They are dinosaurs after all.

Pixel_Nerd92 t1_isre8gk wrote on October 18, 2022 at 3:28 AM

Appropriate to be sure, but who lived to tell the tale?

MRflibbertygibbets t1_isrm97i wrote on October 18, 2022 at 4:44 AM

That’s glorious

Away-Net-7241 t1_isrssq0 wrote on October 18, 2022 at 6:02 AM

The bird of death, as I like to call it

PsBattle: A bird standing near her eggs

PM_ME_YOUR_BEAMSHOTS t1_isovtng wrote on October 17, 2022 at 4:33 PM