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Aegirn t1_jaio7na wrote

I don't know.. Girufferfish?

Edit: I now realize that it kinda looks like he's eating the fish's behind.

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ITFOWjacket t1_jaiwdfy wrote

Hey, can you edit that exactly giraff into the animal balloons from shrek?

You know that’s right

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paloneon t1_jaj61qp wrote

Shrek Giraffe-Baloon - I hope you are happy

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ITFOWjacket t1_jaja0w8 wrote

I am. Thank you.

Edited the type from before to sound less passive aggressive

This psb was meant to be

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looter809 t1_jal7m9c wrote

This is exactly what I was picturing when I first saw the picture. Thank you for making my day

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tagged2high t1_jak2dfl wrote

This is the kind of nonsense that keeps me subscribed to this sub

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Admirable_Sun_8774 t1_jalch53 wrote

482 upvotes underneath a post with 12k. And it's the top comment.

It's so weird to me that in a subreddit completely based around comments that edit the OP, nobody checks the comments.

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Baumguard t1_jaj73p6 wrote

TF who are you!?!? - OUTTA MY WAY!!

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OmegaNut42 t1_jaj7ads wrote

This is the best one!

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Baumguard t1_jaj83n9 wrote

that was quick ha!

(i barely removed my finger from the post button and the first notification already ringed 😄👍 love it)

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thelxdesigner t1_jakoexb wrote

https://i.imgur.com/05BF15m.jpg

Piper Down!

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echo1981 t1_jaky9rt wrote

If you want my body...😂

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Hushwater t1_jalttqp wrote

I like how you kept the water spraying out implying he is playing really hard lol.

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Hayekr t1_jalbp2f wrote

"He'll be crying himself to sleep on his huge pillow."

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niceguy191 t1_jajjymo wrote

Sllluuurrrrrppp

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Chrisjmet t1_jajssfs wrote

New Movie coming soon! Lady and the Giraffe?

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rikkmode t1_jaiqszw wrote

https://i.imgur.com/IDzNgrC.jpeg

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LOL

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[deleted] t1_jai1xqs wrote

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ApiContraption t1_jai1xs0 wrote

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theveryrealreal t1_jajer1t wrote

Drinking? As in giraffes can inhale streams of water from 6ft away?

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RiotPenguin t1_jaiuhjb wrote

I demand to know how you got this picture of me 😤

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Oradi t1_jajsdmb wrote

R/animalswithoutnecks

Also why does automod delete the top level comment instead of just posting a PUT ALL COMMENTS HERE thread on all posts? I suppose it would open the door to needing a lot more modding

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Easilycrazyhat t1_jakp36f wrote

If evolution is real, why can't giraffes drink out of their feet? Checkmate atheists.

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062b t1_jam8dmr wrote

When I was a kid my brother taught me (falsely) that Giraffes could not bend their head below their body because their blood pressure to reach up their long neck was so insanely strong that if they dropped their neck too low their brains would explode. I for some reason took this as FACT. When I was in my 20s going to a zoo with friends we saw some giraffes and I noticed one put it's head down to drink water and screamed a little. My friends asked what the fuck and I told them my brother's "science" ... They could not stop laughing at me.

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tagged2high t1_jak29nr wrote

This is the most cursed image of a giraffe I've ever seen.

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