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JohnMarkParker t1_j9va2mb wrote

She was built as a bridging vehicle. During combat, two of these would jump over a river, towing cables. Over here on the throttle, flip that open and throttle up. This will boost you into a horseless jump. Not now! Not... not now, Sir!

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ksm6149 t1_j9vhb6w wrote

We never could get the damn bridge to work, but this horsey works just fine

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sp4cerat t1_j9ujtoh wrote

We won!

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rokburok t1_j9vjcx1 wrote

lmao at least u could've tried to delete those people standing behind that FWD horse

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Fishfisherton t1_j9v6lbc wrote

Can someone please put this one-horse power-car on a drag strip?

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Ehgadsman t1_j9xk17v wrote

WTF?!?! All my trust has been shattered, there is nothing left to believe in. 😞😭

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meltboro t1_j9vaql3 wrote

But why not just use a horse?

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hobbitdude13 t1_j9vgddl wrote

Because eventually (as stated in the LOTR special features) the horses will learn what "Action!" means and ruin takes.

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billyyankNova t1_j9vba5k wrote

Because this one will do what you tell it to every time.

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MaeBelleLien t1_j9yodh1 wrote

Horses don't look like horses on film. You gotta use tractors.

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HolyRamenEmperor t1_j9z5l99 wrote

Much easier to get controlled close-up or cut-away shots, or dangerous stunts. Even trained horses can be unpredictable and react to the commotion of the set and crew.

They still use real horses for longer takes and mid-to-far shots.

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