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iStealyournewspapers t1_ixp21c0 wrote

And why drink all those calories if it’s not gonna give you a good time?

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mrs_mellinger t1_ixqhji6 wrote

I think you're being sarcastic but since I can't tell - there's way more calories in a cocktail than a juice and you can still have a good time

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iStealyournewspapers t1_ixqht5w wrote

Of course, because the alcohol adds so much in calories, but at least you get something in return on top of your beer belly :)

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iStealyournewspapers t1_ixr1o21 wrote

Also funny, just realized you have the same name as my first girlfriend’s mom.

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