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SelectiveSanity t1_j48n0mu wrote
So does this mean as a guy, I can come in wearing a skirt so long as I have a tie and jacket on with it?
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And I don't mean a kilt either.
DragonGarlicBreath t1_j49cz9k wrote
Sure. Does it say you have to wear underpants? Asking for a friend.
SelectiveSanity t1_j49ex2h wrote
Under….pants? ‘:/
MentalMuse t1_j48ounf wrote
Bah God that's Sam Brinton music!!
BillyLee t1_j4cvjn0 wrote
Everyone has to wear medieval armor problem solved.
Argos_the_Dog t1_j49vugi wrote
My word, ankles are allowed to be visible?! What if I get an erection with all this lewdness!
LorenaBobbedIt t1_j48u5qw wrote
They have separate rules for men and women so that women are permitted more flexibility than men, which they still have.
bplurt t1_j4904io wrote
"Missouri Restricts Right to Bare Arms"
That should get a reaction!
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Mantipath t1_j48tdp2 wrote
This sort of rule makes me want to show up in a 19th century city outfit... beaver hat, cloak, full dress coat, cummerbund, opera pumps, the whole bit.
Of course that would be the day the legislature is taken over by Charles Miner...
Saff_T t1_j48mksm wrote
Anything to control women 🤪
pokey68 t1_j48pbly wrote
Tried that with my wife and daughters. Did not go well.
psilocin72 t1_j49aa4k wrote
In such a red state I’m surprised they want government involvement in people’s personal business. I thought GOP was all about being free from govt?
Khemith t1_j498o09 wrote
I love how conservatives cry about "SHARIA LAW!" but continually try to impose it.
NimishApte t1_j4kce6p wrote
Men already have a strict dress code
Maximillion666ian t1_j4a8fl2 wrote
The Republicans are just the Christian Talaban at this point. Hey remember when the US fought its longest war against religious extremists not that long ago.
AssociateJaded3931 t1_j493vfd wrote
Stricter? This is Taliban stuff.
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_j49vo44 wrote
It's US stuff, always has been
WastefulPursuit t1_j4973wl wrote
WOOOO YEAH MAKE EM WEAR THONGS AND THOSE LITTLE TASSELS ON THEIR NIPPLES WITH HIGH HEELS WOOOOOO
Elanapoeia t1_j4cmh6c wrote
We have identified a rule that benefits women a bit more than men (kind of but not really) so in the name of equality we won't allow men a dresscode as free as that of women, but instead take away the right of women to have a more lax dresscode. I will also propose this rule while very clearly not actually believing in it, since I am currently making (and in the past consistently have made) use of the lax dresscode. Really, I just wanna own the libs™ so I am willing to take my own rights away.
NDenverVillano t1_j4dcvap wrote
No more Show Me State
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TripleGarlic t1_j4dm3rm wrote
They should wear burqa in protest.
It'll be reversed before the news bulletin.
Edit: typo
colbat45 t1_j4ef2m5 wrote
It’s Missouri. Is anyone actually surprised?
GiantRobotTRex t1_j48moh5 wrote
> “Men are required to wear a jacket, a shirt and a tie, correct? And if they walked in here without a tie, they would get gaveled down in a heartbeat. If they walked in without a jacket, they would get gaveled down in a heartbeat. So, we are so interested in being equal,” Kelley said on Wednesday during the floor debate.
Nothing says "equal" like having separate rules for men and women.