Submitted by PichuLovy t3_zawoqz in nottheonion
dukeimre t1_iyo3i3q wrote
It's interesting - you'd think he wouldn't be embarrassed to say that he was drunk, right? And yet he denies it: "He'd had drinks on the Valor, but was not inebriated, Grimes told ABC. He doesn't remember leaving to find a bathroom, he said."
Possibilities:
- He was ashamed to say that he was blackout drunk.
- He was so blackout drunk that he has forgotten being blackout drunk.
- Someone slipped him a roofie.
- He was doing something else that was really risky (like climbing over the railing) or that he might see as shameful (like trying to commit suicide), so he chose to lie.
Aporkalypse_Sow t1_iyp5m1l wrote
You forgot the real reason. He was having an affair with a merperson
TacoCommand t1_iypob9h wrote
stupid sexy merpeople
shashinqua t1_iyytwi6 wrote
Do the mermen have mustaches? Asking for a friend.
TacoCommand t1_iz0y6jb wrote
They sure can!
doffs fake mustache
Pog1983 t1_iyppoah wrote
He likely hit the water pretty hard. I was in the Coast Guard for 10 years. I helped pulled one or two people out of the water during my time. That fall is pretty long. He may have TBI. Also, all of your other suggestions could be true as well...
ScreamingAvocadoes t1_iyo5rbk wrote
Yeah, but he also strikes me as a bit of a blinkard.
useless169 t1_iyo4l3m wrote
He could have been roofied, you are right! That was my first thought anyway.
SternLecture t1_iyrob1g wrote
Same. I just want to believe he was telling the truth about not drinking for some reason.
TheBovineWoodchuck t1_iyuj6ku wrote
>Grimes was at an onboard bar with his sister before walking off
My hunch is that someone was trying to roofie his sister, but put it in his drink by mistake.
Zzeellddaa t1_iznvfmy wrote
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gottahavemyvoxpops t1_iyoxgig wrote
Yeah, I'm thinking it's the last option. He was in the water for 15 hours. If he were blackout drunk, the adrenaline would have worn off long before the alcohol did. He would have got sleepy and drowned. Same with the roofie.
I think the suicide or dumb stunt option is more likely. And I don't think it's necessarily that he's ashamed to admit it. It might be that he feels (or has been advised) that there could be legal ramifications for what he did, as far as the rescue operation goes. Or even something as simple as the cruise line banning him from future cruises might be on his mind. (He said he wouldn't mind going on another cruise, since he didn't really get to go on this one!)
So it might be a situation where he doesn't want to say anything so not to put himself in any legal or civil trouble. "I don't recall" is a classic answer from lawyers/politicians under oath, and that's essentially what he's saying here.
snausagesinablanket t1_iypa4ji wrote
>He was ashamed to say that he was blackout drunk.
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>He was so blackout drunk that he has forgotten being blackout drunk.
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>Someone slipped him a roofie.
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>He was doing something else that was really risky (like climbing over the railing) or that he might see as shameful (like trying to commit suicide), so he chose to lie.
He was wanking and fell in when he lost his balance.
Heliolord t1_iysjh4f wrote
Wanking while balancing on a guardrail is the ultimate danger wank.
chris14020 t1_iyp7ia5 wrote
I'd muuuch prefer to say I had a few too many drinks than I was sick of living and fucked it up, or I was completely sober and just clumsy as fuck.
billman71 t1_iys2lsk wrote
The guy fell how far into the water? Then treaded water for around 23 hours... I'm thinking this rules out the likelihood he was plastered drunk or roofied at the time.
elfy4eva t1_iypwsau wrote
• he fainted
Kamata22 t1_iyuxavr wrote
Something else: Dramamine for seasickness + plus alcohol. Lots of cases of people just walking over the side due to Dramamine induced hallucinations. It isn't reported very much.
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