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Nazamroth t1_ixcmjxc wrote
Well yeah, man is a legend. Doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher. Is there anything he hasn't done?
adsfew t1_ixco3fv wrote
The Cleveland steamer?
ripyourlungsdave t1_ixcse91 wrote
RuneScaper.
PhilipTheNickel t1_ixgob5z wrote
Any pounders in the chat?
jdcodring t1_ixcsbrf wrote
Be a master Jedi?
Matt463789 t1_ixd6fu4 wrote
He's on the council, but was not granted the rank of master.
czs5056 t1_ixd9q3g wrote
That's outrageous! How can you be on the council and NOT be a master!?
Matt463789 t1_ixd9vye wrote
It's not a story that a Jedi would tell you
Painting_Agency t1_ixdfyxw wrote
No, because it makes them look like a bunch of telekinetic bellends.
Montgunnery t1_ixf4hcq wrote
With his flesh colored light saber
Truckerontherun t1_ixdgpnp wrote
Helped the Vikings win a football game
VinylmationDude t1_ixdn9kg wrote
Twitch streamer?
Redoran_simp t1_ixg4rqq wrote
Be my dad ๐ฅ
WarLawck t1_ixg5cv2 wrote
Should've played Lex Luthor in the DCEU. I dont care what anybody says
brobeanzhitler t1_ixeteoq wrote
He is a HUGE fan
oldmanshoutinatcloud t1_ixbttak wrote
Thank you for your cervix
BigBossWesker4 t1_ixetc15 wrote
" Rest in Peace to all the soldiers who died in the service. I died in her cervix."-2 Chainz
imnotreallyonreddit t1_ixfaz8e wrote
pierce hawthorne, at your cervix. oh sorry i thought you were a woman.
lucky_ducker t1_ixcdfy4 wrote
"Let's ask for user-submitted content!!! What could go wrong?!??!?"
Fuzzy_Handcuffs6969 t1_ixgfr6b wrote
Hits blunt: โThank you for fitting in the wh0reโ
jayfeather31 t1_ixc39nu wrote
They later went on to lose 40-3. Make of that what you will.
_Weyland_ t1_ixc4yww wrote
They got fucked. Solidarity.
DontLookAtMe89 t1_ixc6cmo wrote
What are you doing, step team?
coleslawww307 t1_ixcu9n0 wrote
That made me think- isnโt it funny that people say โget fuckedโ and โsuck my dickโ as insults but also want people to do that for real? Seems weird
TricksterWolf t1_ixern8l wrote
Most of the people who say that with very high frequency also use "gay" as an insult and even graphically describe male-male sex while doing so, but I'm sure there isn't some weird reason related to human psychology and repressed feelings or anything
blackvr t1_ixck82n wrote
Minnesota native and recovering Vikings fan here. The Vikings are an absolute joke and this loss just makes it that much better. Apparently the national coverage dropped the game halfway through the third quarter and broadcast a better one.
danxmanly t1_ixcqkx7 wrote
Yep... They pulled out and and caught the end of another.
bostondana2 t1_ixe5oya wrote
Thank God. I did not want to see that finale...
Yeodler t1_ixfg2u3 wrote
That's the bitch of it!!! I paid for it i wanna see it. Every agonizing skull crushing minute. What is this masochist you talk about I am?!?
Frowdo t1_ixdfsri wrote
Thank God they switched to a last place team vs division rival score 12 pts.
Seattle2Boston t1_ixbrs2g wrote
Vikings just wanted to say โspank you for your service.โ
Skyavanger t1_ixdhr9c wrote
Spank you for your cervix
Archeign t1_ixdbble wrote
As a veteran, even I have to salute Mr. Sins.
artie_pdx t1_ixbrznq wrote
(๏ฟฃใผ๏ฟฃ)ใ
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Justarandom_Joe t1_ixcle1k wrote
NFL team attempts ongoing pandering grift, but accidentally tells the truth about its meme-worthy โcharitableโ work.
MrAcurite t1_ixcs459 wrote
Half of all vet stuff is just a roundabout approach to military recruiting. The other half is jerking off politically. To within error, nothing's about actually helping the veterans themselves.
HerPaintedMan t1_ixct8b5 wrote
Sad, but accurate.
nonsensepoem t1_ixd09nu wrote
Honestly, so much of American life is disturbingly jingoistic.
Yung_Jose_Space t1_ixdlzg1 wrote
Also honestly, the vets I know would unironically have saluted this and definitely known who the man on the tweet was.
MrAcurite t1_ixdr0xg wrote
Semper Fi.
Justarandom_Joe t1_ixe6uea wrote
As a vet, itโs pretty plain to all but the most dangerously stupid among us.
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hustlehustle t1_ixchr0h wrote
Simply different battles
hottlumpiaz t1_ixdcy7h wrote
a soldier, a doctor, an astronaut, a repairman, a teacher. Johnny sins wears many hats. just never a jimmy hat
thirdelevator t1_ixd812p wrote
How dare this article imply that this soldier/astronaut/cop/teacher HERO does not deserve to be honored at a football game?
worktoomuch789 t1_ixbzcbk wrote
It was no accident
theflyingscroll t1_ixdd0lk wrote
His military member goes to war every day for his country ๐ซก
Scorpnite t1_ixd9ma7 wrote
No mistakes were made, us military members appreciate showing respect to a true hero
UsualAnybody1807 t1_ixcb3sh wrote
What a surprise, Twitter was involved.
Midwake t1_ixcpgl8 wrote
I saw this on Twitter and scoured the comments to figure what the joke was. Never did find it.
Bravo though. Cuhlassic meme prank at such a high level.
skoltroll t1_ixdar1b wrote
Twitter as a source for content?
Good job, Vikes.
foxtrot_echo22 t1_ixe7ry8 wrote
Same thing happened at ole miss when they did a salute to healthcare heroes at the beginning of the pandemic. They even had thousands of cups made with his picture on them and had to cancel the whole thing when they found out. ๐
gheiminfantry t1_ixcr3fg wrote
Come on. It's the Vikings. They're not that hard to troll, even on their best day.
DandDnerd12 t1_ixcvlen wrote
I hate being a Minnesotan sometimes
aSadArtist t1_ixchxtt wrote
The comment section of that article is fucking gold.
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Bacedorn t1_ixdh4k5 wrote
Theyโre angry boomers who spend their lives on Fox News Iโm not surprised digging at ihlan Omar or jill Biden is all they have as far as humor.
cheesefromagequeso t1_ixf410q wrote
It was worth looking at solely for:
>I never heard of whoever it was, but I don't know 75% of the "celebrities" featured on Fox News. Film star to me means Audrey Hepburn or Kirk Douglas.
sexybimbogf t1_ixfbnhc wrote
Ilhan Omar shouldn't have invented porn then smh my head
FreddanGeddan t1_ixd83sg wrote
What's next? Are they gonna trade for Porn Star Jimmy?
yiannistheman t1_ixd9n69 wrote
The huge part's a given - is he at least a Vikings fan?
Dodgerballs t1_ixdi4t6 wrote
Thank you for your cervix is the best comment I saw on the Twitter post.
ImARetPaladinBaby t1_ixdqx0w wrote
โLetโs give people unmonitored abilities to submit a photo that will be displayed to the public. What could go wrong?โ
fourfourzero t1_ixdy9p2 wrote
This is so Minnesota it's ridiculous.
Rad_Dad6969 t1_ixe1aib wrote
Your telling me Johnny Sins real name is Steve Wolfe!!?
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dv666 t1_ixcyexu wrote
Aim high. Porn force.
carndees t1_ixd9zeu wrote
Bit of a cock up eh.
Humanwaste95 t1_ixdcdwa wrote
Vikings got fucker harder in that game than any other porn actress
cbk101 t1_ixdcyu2 wrote
Very cool
zaraxia101 t1_ixduxb7 wrote
The man with all the jobs!
CrazedClown101 t1_ixe7ium wrote
Viking lost 40-3 as well, talk about adding oil to the fire.
HouseoftheHanged t1_ixe9ho7 wrote
So brave of Jonny to have served.
jhoratio t1_ixegj6o wrote
Porn stars canโt serve in the military?
RagingHeretic t1_ixf0yhr wrote
A woman at my base did porn prior to joining. When dudes found out they started harassing her relentlessly and a base-wide notice from the commander was sent out saying there would be UCMJ discipline for anyone who bothered her again...likely not so much out of concern for her safety, since the military doesn't care about that, but the potential bad press.
jhoratio t1_ixfa7nc wrote
Bunch of children
IHateEditedBgMusic t1_ixep4cl wrote
Thanks Kyle
NJJo t1_ixes2md wrote
Classic 10/10
Razir17 t1_ixfek2e wrote
Not the โSkol Saluteโ ๐ they really are pandering to the reddest of necks now.
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carvedmuss8 t1_ixde07z wrote
Accidentally??? Fox reports this as "accidentally" suuuuuure lol
olambeseder t1_ixf67ry wrote
Not me thinking actual, time-travelling vikings and not American cultural wankers :( disappointed
sexybimbogf t1_ixfbjdy wrote
at least porn stars do some good in the world
SeeYaLaterTater t1_ixfrzhc wrote
Kinda think itโs funny this is being reported by fox news
Hertje73 t1_ixehx9d wrote
Those are not real vikings
BasedWinduXII t1_ixbxap6 wrote
SOMEBODY SNUCK IN A PICTURE OF JOHNNY SINS ๐๐๐๐
That man will live forever and itโs oddly enough not gonna be for the damn porn lmao