Commie_EntSniper t1_iuaqp9n wrote
"Lieutenant! Over here! Another Snickers wrapper. Fun-sized."
"Good eye, kid. Hm... looks fresh. "
"Lieutenant! Got another one... Twizzler."
"And a KitKat over here. FULL SIZED!"
LIEUTENANT looks off into outer or inner space and takes a deep breath through his nose as he closes his eyes.
"This is the work of more than one person. Fan out! We're getting close.... I can smell it."
woahdude12321 t1_iub55sl wrote
“Is it a left twix or a right twix?”
Advanced_Basic t1_iubit5f wrote
It's actually a well known fact that twixes always self orient. So if the right side of a twix is facing right, its a right twix. If the left is facing left then it's left.
osmiumdev t1_iubxkqk wrote
If I put an unopened twix bar into a box and shake it around, do they both become Schrodinger's Twix bars?
AgentTin t1_iubzlng wrote
Actually, no, Twix can't exist in superposition. They compress to antimatter when unobserved.
Affectionate_Bass488 t1_iuc0j71 wrote
I’ll compress your antimatter
miaolongbao t1_iucnpu3 wrote
I believe the proper pluralization for Twix is “Twex”
RevanchistVakarian t1_iucego3 wrote
[police start arguing with each other as criminals escape in the background]
3-DMan t1_iubhowf wrote
I totally read this in Chief Quimby Wiggum and his cohorts' voices
scar-l_sagan t1_iubizn8 wrote
Just an FYI, it's chief wiggum and mayor quimby
3-DMan t1_iubke1h wrote
Corrected!
wottsinaname t1_iuc8oiq wrote
"The chocolate's still warm sarge"
Commie_EntSniper t1_iuep894 wrote
"son, that's not chocolate, now get out of those bushes and FAN. OUT!"
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