Submitted by MobiuS_360 t3_123xxzq in nottheonion
SelectiveSanity t1_jdx81o3 wrote
...until China tells them they're not interested in converting to Mormonism.
Graega t1_jdxg8lv wrote
The Mormons are too uneducated to realize there are more Chinese than Mormons in the world.
danceswithtree t1_jdxhl6e wrote
But what if the Mormons start baptizing dead Chinese like they do with dead Jews? That could even out the numbers real quick!
And in case you were wondering if baptizing dead Jews is a thing, sadly it is.
Toatsmkgoats t1_jdy2n8c wrote
Mormons are highly educated redditor
MonkeyPawClause t1_jdyexcy wrote
Indoctrination isn’t education my dude.
FullOfStarships t1_jdzg1z3 wrote
Some cultures have "1, 2, many" as their counting system.
I think the Mormon version might be 1, 2, 3,... 144000, many. 😊
SelectiveSanity t1_jdxosoj wrote
They also don't realize their are more Asian American's in the US then their are Mormons either.
Iamthekingoftheecho t1_jdy0iem wrote
I was researching the house I grew up in in Utah and the previous owners had six children. One of the sons obituaries stated that he had sixteen children, 186 grandchildren, 137 great grandchildren and 4 great great grandchildren… it is mind boggling how many humans can result from two people wanting to get down.
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