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WildFire97936 t1_jec45hy wrote

I would not get in that water, dolphins are rape-y enough without dildos involved.

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grizwa t1_jedlecr wrote

and there are not enough in Dildo Cove? sounds like a disappointing place to me

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_sarten t1_jeck230 wrote

Ahh yes, good 'ol Dildo cove, one of the best beaches on MILF Island from what I hear.

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Hi_Im_Dadbot t1_jec37ny wrote

Get some lube up in there or something.

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jgiovagn t1_jecw45s wrote

They refer to the dolphins as Dildo Dolphins at one point in the article. I really want to know where the name comes from, is it a family name, a native name, or did whoever name it just think it was amusing.

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mcs_987654321 t1_jed1qkv wrote

Literally just James Cook fucking around with his buddies while leading the survey team, Newfoundland’s got loads of great town and landscape feature names (+ the best people you could ever hope to meet).

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assjackal t1_jefhdli wrote

I went there in 2015 to visit an old internet friend of mine. She was astounded I found the place beautiful and people interesting. It's such a wild place, I couldn't get over how the cities were laid out.

Got a picture of myself standing next to the "Welcome to dildo" sign too.

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gorka_la_pork t1_jed14w3 wrote

They couldn't at least portmanteau the name into Dildolphins?

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teeesstoo t1_jediyb1 wrote

Think they must be mixed up with Lord of the Rings

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virgilreality t1_jed3f2d wrote

They're really stuck up in there...

^(Thanks, I'll show myself out...)

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Kaiser_-_Karl t1_jed3lt8 wrote

Its actually a really sad story to read. 3 dolphins already dead and 7 still trapped in the bay. Their having to haul them by hand to snowmobiles and then onto trucks to transport them to a safe bay. They've rigged ropes and weights to try and slow the ice encroaching further into the bay and buy the dolphins time.

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leslie_hey t1_jecvqif wrote

I hope they can get through and melt the ice.

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Man_Bear_Beaver OP t1_jecxq06 wrote

I hear Dildo Cove is usually warm and wet, this is really a turn of events, I’m vibrating.

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B_R_U_H t1_jecx4yp wrote

What did he saaaaaay?

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koa_goose t1_jecrawx wrote

That word is off limits because it refers to Marital Aid Cove.

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Rosebunse t1_jed7nj6 wrote

Why is this a name? Why?

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deanna6812 t1_jeeaovi wrote

Because it’s the cove near the town of Dildo, Newfoundland most likely.

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nonemoreunknown t1_jedbppo wrote

Saw this posted on r/worldnews and immediately did the Drake meme and came here.

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Tito_Tito_1_ t1_jediyxd wrote

"Who told you guys we're 'stranded?'"

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PinkGayPunk t1_jedkv34 wrote

Sad that three already perished. Hopefully, the rest can be freed. But lol

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frictorious t1_jeecagz wrote

"Stranded in Dildo Cove" sounds like a country song.

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Hyak_utake t1_jeg2vxt wrote

only in newfoundland dawg ☠️

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Killawife t1_jed3urg wrote

Those god damn horny dolphins.

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chockedup t1_jedfods wrote

Vaguely reminiscent of the movie The Big Miracle.

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Benevolent_Grouch t1_jedr0sc wrote

Jesus the 3 they pulled out all died? That’s terrible

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i-am-the-fly- t1_jedx9ko wrote

Is an icebreaker going to need to penetrate Dildo cove?

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Wonka_Stompa t1_jef8s1q wrote

Gettem outta there! It’s too horny!

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