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I_am_Guy_Incognito t1_jamcuwh wrote

How hardcore a criminal do you have to be to be in the scented candle theft ring?

“Hi, I’m Terry. I like macrame, Clean Cotton scent and my two cats. Oh…and murder.”

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elevenminutesago t1_jap3v4g wrote

The large metal top tumblers go for $34 each on Yankee Candle's website. 3 candles and is $100 worth of merchandise. That's a quick and easy way to rack up larceny charges.

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sonbarington t1_jaq3j9v wrote

How else do you cover up the stench of murder?? With ocean breeze scent candles of course!

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SteveBennett7g t1_jamc2xm wrote

Fox itself is a candidate for nottheonion these days.

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Parks1993 t1_jame2gh wrote

Fox4News is not the same thing as the Fox News you are thinking of

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SteveBennett7g t1_jameik5 wrote

Well it's called Fox and its logo is the same fox as FOX. You're quite certain there's no affiliation?

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Parks1993 t1_jameras wrote

There's some form of affiliation yes but I was just pointing out this is a local news station, not the national Fox News bullshit.

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jxj24 t1_jamljtx wrote

Still part of the race to the bottom.

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HarryHacker42 t1_jan857q wrote

The local stations receive stories to cover from the main organization. This is part of the Fox News bullshit.

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CylMaddhatta t1_jao1zqw wrote

Fox affiliates don't have to push Fox News stories if they are not directly owned by Fox.

You're more likely to encounter forced programming from Sinclair than you are from Fox News.

Local stations sign affiliate contracts because they want non-news programming from the network. Local news is typically the biggest source of revenue for a station because they own all the commercial time. While the station owners will, from time to time, push a news story (looking at you Sinclair) most stations want as much editorial control as possible so they can cater to their local market and drive viewership.

So it's not impossible for a Fox News story to get pushed at the local level but it's not the status quo either.

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titanofold t1_jaouswa wrote

Step 1. Steal scented candles

Step 2. ???

Step 3. Profit.

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peensteen t1_jao87ip wrote

"Get Out" was a true story. These two are secretly middle-aged white women. Next, they were going to hold up Michael's for all of their oatmeal soap base.

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Dick-Guzinya t1_jamc0co wrote

Somebody’s been watching Champaign, ILL

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