Submitted by AlephNaughtPlusOne t3_11f7l7n in nottheonion
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Audibibly t1_jaj2gh5 wrote
A free boat is a free boat
mtvee t1_jai4bhq wrote
No one wants a boat shaped like a giant tomato :/
TheoremaEgregium t1_jajrfmc wrote
They first tried giving him a lifetime supply of ketchup but he wouldn't stop screaming.
TerenceFoldyHolds t1_jai37j9 wrote
That's great if its true its a win - win! Great marketing and he gets a boat
Korean_Sandwich t1_jalfh51 wrote
boat name: L. S. packets. Life saving packets
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dakinekine t1_jakfm13 wrote
They want him to do it again but document it on TikTok this time. 🤣 just kidding lmao
RingGiver t1_jal7r2l wrote
If I was lost at sea, I would be looking to spend some time in the desert. Maybe he wants an RV instead.
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_jaih858 wrote
Did anyone ask if he maybe is t in a rush to get back on a boat any time soon?