Submitted by cynic-el t3_119wpsb in nottheonion
Frankthestank2220 t1_j9odykm wrote
While true, you have to eat an insane amount of poppy seeds. One bagel won’t make you piss dirty.
cynic-el OP t1_j9oed38 wrote
It depends how much is on the bagel… and watch out for them pastries… “Poppy seed cake, bagels, muffins, and rolls did not contain sufficient quantities of poppy seeds to give rise to opiate positive specimens by U.S. Department of Defense (DOD) GC-MS cutoff levels (morphine = 4000 ng/mL, codeine = 2000 ng/mL), although a number of specimens were positive by National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) cutoff levels (morphine and codeine = 300 ng/mL). However, ingestion of poppy seed streusel or Danish pastry led to confirmed morphine and codeine positive specimens, irrespective of the use of DOD or NIDA confirmation cutoff values.” Source: pubmed article
CassiusCunnilingus t1_j9ohd48 wrote
Didn't know they tested the boil on my back. Is testing puss a new method?
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