Submitted by Theeaglestrikes t3_zykew1 in nosleep

The year was 2002. I was a young man who had become detached from a tour group in the midst of the Australian Outback. After a few hours, I started to succumb to dehydration. I was envisioning a plodding, laboured death in the heart of nowhere, but that didn’t happen. It seemed like a mirage, but the Moon spoke to me. Looking upon me with far-flung craters, which felt like remote eyes, the talking rock said it could save me. I followed a misty, moonlit trail across the arid landscape, and I eventually stumbled onto the town I’d been trying to find.

Later that night, in my hotel bed, the Moon called to me. It offered three wishes. I rushed to the window, confused as to how my replenished body, now fed and watered, could still be hallucinating. And yet, I somehow knew that it was real. I knew the Moon had saved me from the desert. What do I have to lose by making some wishes to find out?

So, I wished for three things:

  1. Money
  2. Safety
  3. Health

The creature had many conditions, but I heeded the warnings from ever story I’d ever been told about both genial and ghoulish genies. The Moon made the parameters of its wish-granting quite clear.

No wishing for more wishes.

No wishing for more wish-granters.

No wishing for things to give to other people.

No wishing for anything that would contradict the laws of your natural realm.

The ideal wishes seemed obvious.

Money.

More money than anyone could ever need. Obviously, I couldn’t shower loved ones with wealth. I kept my job to support my family, but I used the riches to support my own needs.

There’s always a catch with wishing. Becoming the wealthiest man on earth will make me a target. When I realised that, I had the idea for my second wish.

Safety.

I was not asking for security beyond the laws of nature. I simply wanted assurance that my financial safety net, if it were ever discovered, would be protected.

But what about security against the passage of time? I can’t wish for immortality… I can employ the world’s greatest doctors, of course, but that’s not enough.

Health.

I specified to the Moon that I was simply talking about safeguards which would abide by the laws of nature. For example, if I had a genetic proclivity towards developing certain diseases, either physical or mental, perhaps the wish-granter could provide a cure. Perhaps the Moon could simply conjure a cure for every ailment that could ever face a human being.

The rock conceded that, even if there were no current cure for certain illnesses, it could provide a solution for every health problem that might befall a human being. The Moon couldn’t make me live forever, but it could ensure that I live for an absurdly long time.

I thought I’d covered all of the bases. I truly believed I’d outsmarted some sort of deity. I was a fool. I never should’ve made any wishes, but I certainly shouldn’t have made the third wish.

Twenty years after my Australian encounter, my wealthy and healthy life took a sour turn. The Moon ensured that there would always be a cure in place for any ailment I would face. It had abolished my mental illness, thanks to a wondrous pill that I wasn’t permitted to share with others. So, this November, I wasn’t phased when my doctor gave a harrowing diagnosis.

“Congestive heart failure,” The woman tentatively said.

Not to worry, I thought. The wish-granter will fix it. It gave me a pill for my mental well-being, and I’m sure it’ll give me a new heart, too. Perhaps it’ll simply grow one for me.

I waited.

Like a werewolf in a kennel, I howled at the unresponsive moon for attention.

Nothing.

After weeks without solution, I started to feel consumed by dread. Has it forgotten about me? The wishes were supposed to apply for the rest of my life.

Then, one night, the Moon arrived. It didn’t speak from the sky, this time. It spoke from the darkness of my house. A floorboard groaned in the far corner of the living room. Heart thumping rhythmically against my ribcage, I found myself staring into the depths of my lounge’s darkened corner. Something was watching me. The direful creature I hadn’t seen for twenty years. It had no eyes or discernible shape, but it had awful white lips, which glowed like a deformed moon in the night sky.

Fear gripped me.

“It’s you,” I croaked.

“I am sorry,” The creature wheezed. “You do not have much time.”

“There’s a waiting list for heart transplants, but I thought you’d have some means of speeding things up,” I replied, trembling at the hidden thing in the corner of my room.

“Yes. I must grant your desire. It is my only purpose,” The Moon mouth maliciously whispered. “A wish is a contract. I will find a heart for you.”

Before the creature evaporated, its white, lifeless lips curled upwards into a malevolent grin. The almost-human expression filled me with a feeling of terror which cannot sufficiently translate to words.

Suddenly, I realised the dread in my heart was more than dread. Oh, fuck, I thought, as I clutched my chest. It’s happening. An invisible blade twisted into my heart, and I felt my body seize. Blackness swallowed my surroundings. My vision faded. Just one more time, I remember thinking. Let me see Wendy and Maisie one more time.

When I woke, I was in a hospital room. My chest felt light. It was the healthiest I’d felt in weeks. Wendy was sitting at my bedside, tears flooding her vacant eyes, and a smile was forcefully painted on her pale face.

“You’re awake,” My wife whispered.

I smiled. “Hello, sweetheart. I must’ve given you a scare. I feel much better now, though.”

She sobbed and squeezed my hand with tremendous strength. There was love in that squeeze, but there was also rage. Inconsolable rage.

“They did it, honey. They gave you… They… You…” She moaned like a wounded animal. “You have a new heart.”

That explained the lightness in my chest, but it didn’t explain the fear on my wife’s face. Her agonised expression haunted me. Why is she so distraught? I wondered, shuddering.

“Wendy…” I whispered. “What’s-“

“- Maisie,” My wife interrupted, now bawling. “This evening, she was in an accident. She… She… She didn’t…”

Wendy didn’t need to finish any of her sentences. I knew what had happened to our daughter. I knew whose heart was in my chest.

I knew what the Moon had done to grant my wish.

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diegovsky_pvp t1_j26dekc wrote

Terrific.

I wouldn't have chosen to live for long though, because the deity would make my life hell. Hang on there, my friend.

My condolences to you and your family.

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thndrgrrrl t1_j27366h wrote

I was worried he would lock you in a gold mine with food and water for eternity, in perfect health, with no escape

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randauum t1_j27q1dd wrote

The sociopaths reading this like: "Seems fair to me"

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RealitySeeker90 t1_j28e2n2 wrote

I'll never understand stories where the wisher tries to trick the wish-granter. It's a once-in-a-blue-moon opportunity, you'd think people would have a little more respect for a deity that can alter reality. Death doesn't bother me, it's the devil I know versus the unknown devil of immortality. I'd wish for a garage full of clean, new Chrysler Corporation cars and trucks from 1957-1963 in every trim level, a million dollars in cash, and then I'd ask if the genie wanted to go free. If not, I'd ask for a nice cabin in the Smoky Mountains. Otherwise, I'd just buy it with my new cash. I'm easy to please.

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HoneyVee1990 t1_j2amko0 wrote

Yes! You always have to ask if the Genie wants to be freed. It’s the one and only wish that will allow them to get out of their lifelong curse.

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RealitySeeker90 t1_j2ftnd1 wrote

I didn't realize it was a curse, It just felt polite to ask. Out of curiosity, what do genies do after they've escaped? Can they rise through the spiritual ranks to become gods, or do they float around and just enjoy life?

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DevilMan17dedZ t1_j27jzmd wrote

Always some kind of Fucked Up Monkey's Paw twist to this shit. Enjoy the rest of your life.

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randauum t1_j27q50k wrote

Uno reversed your ass

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SwissCoconut t1_j28i80l wrote

I think this is wrong, the moon should have given you health, not medical treatment. You shouldn’t even have needed that heart transplant. Fucking cheater.

Sorry for your loss…

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fatbackattackcruz98 t1_j27tuw2 wrote

for one own heart there is always a price that comes along with it...

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V4r1sCain t1_j29pohd wrote

But Jack Frost told me I should listen to the moon if it speaks to me /:

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calen-ashe t1_j2bunvx wrote

They say not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but whoever they are, have probably never been monkey-pawed before. Unless I can come up with a genuinely ironclad wish with no possible way of twisting against me or someone else, I don’t make a wish.

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krik7 t1_j28vuu4 wrote

Monkey's paw! Humans can never stop their insatiable greed for 'life'... No matter how crude that greedy hunger is... Isn't it? 🤔

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